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Subject: A Swan just walked into my house!

Why don't we just share the hill?

Hey Flood, I live near a big park with a lake in the middle where they keep swans and one has just walked into my house(back door was open) and I really don't know what to do with it. It's 00:08pm here and there is no one at the park. Could someone please advise me on what to do. I don't particularly want to confront it as I don't want to be bitten.

I currently have it closed in a small room and have no idea what to do. I'm really panicking here.

  • 12.28.2012 4:07 PM PDT

Put it on your porch

  • 12.28.2012 4:07 PM PDT

Use a dragon shout.

  • 12.28.2012 4:07 PM PDT

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pics or it didn't happen

  • 12.28.2012 4:07 PM PDT

Don't steal from the Queen!

  • 12.28.2012 4:07 PM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Swans don't have teeth...

However, sing Royal Britannia, and it should fall asleep. It's what The Queen would do.

  • 12.28.2012 4:08 PM PDT
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OK, there was the word porch in my thread, and this happens. Pathetic.

  • 12.28.2012 4:08 PM PDT
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06' Master Race.

Make sweet love to it.

  • 12.28.2012 4:09 PM PDT

It's not my fault, I was just trying to tie my shoe!

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pics or it didn't happen

  • 12.28.2012 4:13 PM PDT


Posted by: Edmi Wohusee

Posted by: spartain ken 15
pics or it didn't happen

  • 12.28.2012 4:13 PM PDT

From up here the city lights burn like a thousand miles of fire

MOUNT ITS HEAD ON YOUR WALL!

  • 12.28.2012 4:17 PM PDT

Use a blanket to heard it back out. Hold the blanket out so you resemble a wall, the swan will not think it can get past you, so you will be ale to "force" it back out.

I have owned geese and ducks, the blanket works wonders.

[Edited on 12.28.2012 4:22 PM PST]

  • 12.28.2012 4:17 PM PDT

Kill it and eat it.

  • 12.28.2012 4:17 PM PDT