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I like having sex with moose

It's my mom's birthday and I haven't bought her a present because I'm stupid and lazy. Wat do?

  • 12.28.2012 4:08 PM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Lay in your stupid laziness.

Your own stupid fault.

  • 12.28.2012 4:09 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts

Don't care.

  • 12.28.2012 4:10 PM PDT

Quickly rush to the nearest store or barter with a friend for something you can give her! Otherwise, get some flowers in your last ditch effort!

  • 12.28.2012 4:10 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

Make sweaty love to her

  • 12.28.2012 4:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Powershadows
Quickly rush to the nearest store or barter with a friend for something you can give her! Otherwise, get some flowers in your last ditch effort!
I can't, it's 12:00 A.M. here. (I live in tea and crumpet land)

  • 12.28.2012 4:13 PM PDT

I Would Have Been Your Daddy

Give her a big hug and tell her you love her. Moms like that

  • 12.28.2012 4:13 PM PDT

IHOP gift card

  • 12.28.2012 4:15 PM PDT

Secretly, I'm not Rahm Emanuel.

Tell her she got enough at Christmas

  • 12.28.2012 4:15 PM PDT
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WTF???

WHY HAVE YOU MADE AN ALT OF MY ACCOUNT?

How did you know it was my Mums Birthday...

  • 12.28.2012 4:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ling Lings Head
Give her a big hug and tell her you love her. Moms like that
But the last time I did that, I got a boner.

  • 12.28.2012 4:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: metoo__mapleleaf

Posted by: Ling Lings Head
Give her a big hug and tell her you love her. Moms like that
But the last time I did that, I got a boner.


You are a complete twat.

  • 12.28.2012 4:20 PM PDT


Posted by: metoo__mapleleaf

Posted by: Ling Lings Head
Give her a big hug and tell her you love her. Moms like that
But the last time I did that, I got a boner.


Not weird at all.

  • 12.28.2012 4:23 PM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.


Posted by: metoo__mapleleaf

Posted by: Ling Lings Head
Give her a big hug and tell her you love her. Moms like that
But the last time I did that, I got a boner.


I was going to take this thread seriously.
But after that.....

  • 12.28.2012 4:24 PM PDT