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You go into the gas station to buy something but on your way out a old lady who looks about 65 grabs your neck and starts strangling you. This isn't lightly it feels like a 25 year old man who benches 250 is strangling you.

There are 7 people watching two of them are recording and there is a cop cheering the lady on.

Realistically what do you do in this situation?


Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
Punch her in the face.



Posted by: ODSTworrior94
Beat the old lady to death.


If you punch back you will be featured on global news networks and everyone will jump you.

The video will be uploaded to YouTube and titled "Group of Vigilantes save old lady from psychopath"

Now think again.


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  • 12.28.2012 5:39 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

Beat the old lady to death.

  • 12.28.2012 5:40 PM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.

Punch her in the face.

  • 12.28.2012 5:40 PM PDT

Obviously get her off of me?

  • 12.28.2012 5:40 PM PDT

http://dictionary.reference.com/
http://thesaurus.com/
http://grammar.com/

Depends on what i have with me.

  • 12.28.2012 5:40 PM PDT

Call me Ares

"Learning is never wrong. Even learning how to kill isn't wrong. Or right. It's just a thing to learn, a thing I can teach you." -Chade
Nothing is true but perception. Everything is permitted but a lie.

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Die? It sounds like that's the only option.

  • 12.28.2012 5:40 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

*Pulls out knife*
*ENGAGE*
???
Profit

  • 12.28.2012 5:40 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

Kick the old lady in several places, pull out a M1911 and kill all witnesses.

  • 12.28.2012 5:40 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

Are the people who are recording get the cop that is there?

  • 12.28.2012 5:41 PM PDT

This would be a good time to point out that the US Government seriously did consider nuking the moon during the Cold War as a show of force. Project A119.

"A large explosion on the Terminator line would put the sun behind the mushroom cloud, making the explosion visible with the naked eye from Earth."

Then the US decided they'd just send in Neil Armstrong to land on it. Neil Armstrong - the one man on the earth that was considered a suitable replacement for a nuclear missile.


Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
Punch her in the face.

  • 12.28.2012 5:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: ODSTworrior94
Beat the old lady to death.

  • 12.28.2012 5:41 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

Um... fight back maybe?

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Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
Punch her in the face.



Posted by: ODSTworrior94
Beat the old lady to death.


If you punch back you will be featured on global news networks and everyone will jump you.

The video will be uploaded to YouTube and titled "Group of Vigilantes save old lady from psychopath"

Now think again.

  • 12.28.2012 5:41 PM PDT

Push my neck down, wrap my leg around hers, grab her, throw her to the ground, cancel her life alert.

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Posted by: Narwhaldrillt

Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
Punch her in the face.



Posted by: ODSTworrior94
Beat the old lady to death.


If you punch back you will be featured on global news networks and everyone will jump you.

The video will be uploaded to YouTube and titled "Group of Vigilantes save old lady from psychopath"

Now think again.


I obviously wouldn't be leaving witnesses in that case.

  • 12.28.2012 5:43 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Narwhaldrillt

Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
Punch her in the face.



Posted by: ODSTworrior94
Beat the old lady to death.


If you punch back you will be featured on global news networks and everyone will jump you.

The video will be uploaded to YouTube and titled "Group of Vigilantes save old lady from psychopath"

Now think again.
You know what?
At that point, you may as well michael bay film it. It's the only solution

  • 12.28.2012 5:43 PM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.


Posted by: Narwhaldrillt


The video will be uploaded to YouTube and titled "Group of Vigilantes save old lady from psychopath"

Now think again.


Punch her harder.

  • 12.28.2012 5:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Narwhaldrillt

Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
Punch her in the face.



Posted by: ODSTworrior94
Beat the old lady to death.


If you punch back you will be featured on global news networks and everyone will jump you.

The video will be uploaded to YouTube and titled "Group of Vigilantes save old lady from psychopath"

Now think again.
You know what?
At that point, you may as well michael bay film it. It's the only solution


And it would end with the entire gas station exploding. And there would be explosions when she grabs your throat, and more explosions when you kill her and get beat up.

  • 12.28.2012 5:44 PM PDT
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If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

I shall insert my foot into her butt.

  • 12.28.2012 5:46 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


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Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
Punch her in the face.



Posted by: ODSTworrior94
Beat the old lady to death.


If you punch back you will be featured on global news networks and everyone will jump you.

The video will be uploaded to YouTube and titled "Group of Vigilantes save old lady from psychopath"

Now think again.
You know what?
At that point, you may as well michael bay film it. It's the only solution


And it would end with the entire gas station exploding. And there would be explosions when she grabs your throat, and more explosions when you kill her and get beat up.
I like the way you think. But...
NEEDZ MOAR SPLOSIONS!

  • 12.28.2012 5:48 PM PDT

start fapping

  • 12.28.2012 5:48 PM PDT

BTW Elites rule!

And I am probably just trolling you right now....especially if it is a controversial thread

Leave no survivors.

  • 12.28.2012 5:50 PM PDT

<3

>bench 265

eh, strangle her back.

  • 12.28.2012 5:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Buckysaurus
Leave no survivors.


That would be hard.

  • 12.29.2012 11:27 AM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.

Kill everyone that has witnessed the crime.

Including me...

*gun shot*

  • 12.29.2012 11:32 AM PDT