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Subject: Think up jackass stunts.

dat feeling when you plow a multi-ton covenant war machine.

It's k cuz I mean the show.


Think up stunts that are only slightly suicidal and hilarious.

  • 12.28.2012 6:02 PM PDT
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We poop in this cup and...




eat it.

  • 12.28.2012 6:03 PM PDT

;)

inb4ryandunndeathjoke

  • 12.28.2012 6:04 PM PDT

This would be a good time to point out that the US Government seriously did consider nuking the moon during the Cold War as a show of force. Project A119.

"A large explosion on the Terminator line would put the sun behind the mushroom cloud, making the explosion visible with the naked eye from Earth."

Then the US decided they'd just send in Neil Armstrong to land on it. Neil Armstrong - the one man on the earth that was considered a suitable replacement for a nuclear missile.


Posted by: Pride
We poop in this cup and...




Make OP eat it.

  • 12.28.2012 6:04 PM PDT

dat feeling when you plow a multi-ton covenant war machine.

iron man magnet boxing.

  • 12.28.2012 6:04 PM PDT

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are.

Shotgun blast to the face...

  • 12.28.2012 6:04 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.


Posted by: Pride
We poop in this cup and...




eat it.

  • 12.28.2012 6:05 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson


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Posted by: Pride
We poop in this cup and...




eat it.

  • 12.28.2012 6:10 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts

Go to the Middle East.

  • 12.28.2012 6:10 PM PDT

dat feeling when you plow a multi-ton covenant war machine.


Posted by: OdorousLicense3
Go to the Middle East.


Dressed as zombie Osama bin laden.

  • 12.28.2012 6:11 PM PDT


Posted by: the panzie man

Posted by: OdorousLicense3
Go to the Middle East.


Dressed as zombie Osama bin laden.


and the rest dress up as camels

  • 12.28.2012 6:20 PM PDT

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
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why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.

How about we get a Porsche, and do some stunt driving in it.

  • 12.28.2012 6:21 PM PDT

dat feeling when you plow a multi-ton covenant war machine.


Posted by: jjboy84
How about we get a Porsche, and do some stunt driving in it.


lame

  • 12.28.2012 6:40 PM PDT

Better pissed off then pissed on

Kick a rhino in the balls

  • 12.28.2012 6:40 PM PDT

Better pissed off then pissed on


Posted by: jjboy84
How about we get a Helicopter, and do some barrel rolls in it.


fix'd

  • 12.28.2012 6:41 PM PDT
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Okay, here's a stunt.

Jump off of an airplane with ONLY metal boots and a parachute. Put gigantic spikes down on the ground and try to run on top of the spikes to safety.

  • 12.28.2012 6:43 PM PDT

Ad Infinitum

Scorpion kiss.

  • 12.28.2012 6:43 PM PDT
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The objective of war is not to die for your cause. It is to make your enemies die for theirs.

Two skyscrapers are parallel to each other. Building A and building B. On each one, there is a window of breakaway glass. The window of breakaway glass on building B is several floors lower than the first building. A Blackhawk helicopter hovers in between the two buildings with a large rope hanging off of it. Stuntman jumps through break-away glass of building A and grabs rope hanging from helicopter and uses the momentum of his fall to swing all the way to the other building and vault through the opposing window of break-away glass. I have just successfully constructed a badass action movie stunt.

  • 12.28.2012 6:49 PM PDT

dat feeling when you plow a multi-ton covenant war machine.


Posted by: Atomic Tea
Scorpion kiss.


ha

nice

  • 12.28.2012 6:51 PM PDT

But I being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet, tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

Are they making a new one? I knew they wouldn't be Dunn with the franchise.

  • 12.28.2012 6:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: jjboy84
How about we get a Porsche, and do some stunt driving in it.
And here's the kicker, do it while drunk.

  • 12.28.2012 6:53 PM PDT

Digging Foxholes by Profession
Accept No Substitutes

Staple your -blam!-.

To anything, really, but other parts of your anatomy/other people's anatomy/fixed objects are always great choices.

  • 12.28.2012 6:56 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

In high school me and my skater friends used to do what I guess would be "Jackass-lite" stuff; Putting salt or ketchup in each others drinks at Burger King, skateboarding on the streets with traffic in the afternoon (going downhill, too, depending on where we were) sometimes during rainy days we'd gather a bunch of people between a corridor of lockers and have a giant mosh pit (the results were often bloody; I accidentally elbowed a girl in the face once and almost broke her nose) and sometimes we'd try to prank call each others moms.

Ah, those were the days. Just a few of the stupid things we did, if I went into detail I'd get very nsfw. lul

  • 12.28.2012 7:04 PM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Bedazzle our -blam!-s and remove them with a rusty staple remover.

  • 12.28.2012 7:06 PM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Posted by: Happy Tissue
Are they making a new one? I knew they wouldn't be Dunn with the franchise.

Bud dum tss.

  • 12.28.2012 7:07 PM PDT

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