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I went to the doctor and he ran some tests. I found out about the crabs when I got home. I don't really know what to do. I called my girlfriend to let her know (kinda a big deal). I'm at work now and it's all I can think of...I don't even know how I got them...it wasn't my girlfriend. I think it was from my mom. Flood, have you ever been in this situation? I'm really confused...I've dealt with stuff like this before, but never crabs. So Flood, if you were in my position, what would you do? How should I cook them when I get off work?

  • 12.28.2012 7:16 PM PDT

I see...

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  • 12.28.2012 7:17 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

Steamed, so good.

  • 12.28.2012 7:17 PM PDT

Ad Infinitum

I had crabs for dinner last night. Pain in the ass to eat.

  • 12.28.2012 7:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
How should I cook them when I get off work?


Saw this coming from miles away. Why so obvious?

  • 12.28.2012 7:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
I went to the doctor and he ran some tests. I found out about the crabs when I got home. I don't really know what to do. I called my girlfriend to let her know (kinda a big deal). I'm at work now and it's all I can think of...I don't even know how I got them...it wasn't my girlfriend. I think it was from my mom. Flood, have you ever been in this situation? I'm really confused...I've dealt with stuff like this before, but never crabs. So Flood, if you were in my position, what would you do? How should I cook them when I get off work?


-_-

  • 12.28.2012 7:17 PM PDT

lolnope.

7/10. I knew this was a joke but you still managed to get me to laugh. Not bad dude. :D

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  • 12.28.2012 7:17 PM PDT

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I was worried, and then I lol'd.

  • 12.28.2012 7:18 PM PDT

-The Nasty Officah-

I was about to make a joke about your mom being a skank and having crabs, but I read to the end.

Good thing I did, almost made a fool of myself.

  • 12.28.2012 7:19 PM PDT