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Subject: can you imagine how horrifying it would be?

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If cross specie reproduction was possible? Like a drop of manhood or a discarded yet active egg mixed together and created an offspring despite the two being completely different classes of life? Left a used tissue out and a roach crawled over it? Boom instant MUTATED DNA mixed offspring. Just take a minute to really imagine it if you could and discuss you're opinion on how life will turn out


HARD MODE: all mutated offspring can somehow sustain life in its environment and pass on its genes, survival of the fittest not applied

  • 12.29.2012 1:33 AM PDT

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And then millions of otakus tried to make real-life catgirls.

*shiver*

  • 12.29.2012 1:34 AM PDT
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We would be -blam!-.

Beastility practitioners the world over would give rise to Furries.

Edit: -blam!-ing ninja'd.

[Edited on 12.29.2012 1:35 AM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 1:35 AM PDT

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That's stupid as hell.

  • 12.29.2012 1:35 AM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

Ok i think its bed time for me.

  • 12.29.2012 1:35 AM PDT
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Imagine if a mosquito had sex with an elephant...

Oh I could go on forever about this. Great topic OP.

  • 12.29.2012 1:36 AM PDT
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Imagine if a cockroach had sex with a giraffe...

  • 12.29.2012 1:37 AM PDT

@accordingto343

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Posted by: Jiggydiggydoo
Imagine if a cockroach had sex with a giraffe...


That would be one long -blam!-.

  • 12.29.2012 1:38 AM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

Posted by: OdorousLicense3
That's stupid as hell.

  • 12.29.2012 1:40 AM PDT

Too bad there are pre-zygotic and post-zygotic barriers to prevent such.

  • 12.29.2012 1:40 AM PDT
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What if a jumping spider had sex with a human?!

  • 12.29.2012 1:40 AM PDT

nothing starts with n.

praying mantis x spider

octopus x dragonfly

mosquito x human

scorpion x lion

cat/dog

have fun sleeping.

  • 12.29.2012 1:40 AM PDT
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What if an eagle had sex with a tarantula?

  • 12.29.2012 1:41 AM PDT

So, this baby seal walks into a club...

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  • 12.29.2012 1:43 AM PDT

BrAdLeY

that would be pretty horrible. yuck!

  • 12.29.2012 1:44 AM PDT
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If you put together a bulldog and a shih tzu, you would have a bullshiht

  • 12.29.2012 1:45 AM PDT
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I got a good one.

What if a mosquito and a Venus Fly Trap had sex?

  • 12.29.2012 1:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: feedthefishy
that would be pretty horrible. yuck!


I would be reproducing like crazy if this was the case. It would be AWESOME!

  • 12.29.2012 1:49 AM PDT

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Posted by: Jiggydiggydoo
What if an eagle had sex with a tarantula?


And then the result cross breeds with a goddamn huge centipede. It's a fine time to take those cyanide pills..

  • 12.29.2012 1:50 AM PDT
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This thread needs more people in it.

  • 12.29.2012 1:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: Jiggydiggydoo
What if an eagle had sex with a tarantula?
not that bad. Make it a black widow. Then we are screwed.

  • 12.29.2012 1:52 AM PDT

Human x Centipede = new movie.

  • 12.29.2012 1:55 AM PDT
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  • 12.29.2012 1:55 AM PDT

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The horror. Okay actually, that looks kind of comical.

  • 12.29.2012 1:56 AM PDT
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What do you get if you breed a human, a bear and a pig?

  • 12.29.2012 1:58 AM PDT

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