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  • 12.29.2012 6:30 AM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

Um...

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  • 12.29.2012 6:31 AM PDT

Religion is stupid. Halo is amazing.

No. Even if you had a fresh load in your hand and smacked it in there for a second she still wouldn't be pregnant.

  • 12.29.2012 6:32 AM PDT

I don't think so? I wouldn't say I'm an expert on these things. This is a weird thread.

  • 12.29.2012 6:32 AM PDT
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I love cookies, and metal.

Lulz. Get ready for child support bruh.

  • 12.29.2012 6:33 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

If she is pregnant this has to be one of the biggest epic fails for getting pregnant.

  • 12.29.2012 6:33 AM PDT

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-Sir Winston Churchill

The Secret Society 95% of activity is me, I could use some help.

I believe you are over thinking this.

  • 12.29.2012 6:33 AM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

This thread is so weird.

  • 12.29.2012 6:33 AM PDT
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They were probably dead man, don't worry.

lol'd V

[Edited on 12.29.2012 6:36 AM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 6:35 AM PDT

I feel jealous now

  • 12.29.2012 6:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: jaythenerdkid
I definitely believe every wildly inflated claim ITT.

Weow kid, do you even lift?


Skype: au-simon

the chances are highly unlikely

  • 12.29.2012 6:37 AM PDT


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Posted by: foreveraloner35
I feel jealous now


Don't be. This is not a fun feeling. I barely slept last night.


At least you are capable of getting to do an act like this with a girl. Which means you are probably no ugly as -blam!- like I am and probably not socially inept like me.

  • 12.29.2012 6:38 AM PDT

no you cant have my gamertag

Ask Mary and Joseph

  • 12.29.2012 6:39 AM PDT

@Vinyl_Hb

Are you 12 and do you not know what this is?

  • 12.29.2012 6:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: hal0l

Posted by: foreveraloner35
I feel jealous now


Don't be. This is not a fun feeling. I barely slept last night.
Seriously dude, you're good. She's not pregnant.

  • 12.29.2012 6:42 AM PDT


Posted by: hal0l
How come? Couldn't it still seep in if it touches the lips?

True, but the chance of pregnancy as a result is unlikely. You have to realize even if you release inside of her she still might not get pregnant. The -blam!- isn't a nice environment for sperm to live. As for your OP the sperm are most likely dead and the few if any left have almost 0% chance of getting her pregnant. Then there is the issue of where or not she is currently ovulating.

  • 12.29.2012 6:43 AM PDT

Something smells fishy...

I doubt she will become pregnant. Like said already it is highly unlikely.


If you're really worried you could probably get her to do a pregnancy test.

  • 12.29.2012 6:44 AM PDT

Condoms are good mkay?

  • 12.29.2012 6:47 AM PDT


Posted by: hal0l
I thought it was virtually impossible to get pregnant right after your period, since you don't even have an egg yet? Or am I wrong? Because I thought you ovulated at least seven days after the period's end.

I missed the period part of your OP. As I initially said it is extremely unlikely for her to get pregnant because all of the sperm most likely would have died by that point. As someone else said even if you came on her -blam!- and rubbed it she most likely wouldn't get pregnant. Then sperm can live a few days inside of her fallopian tubes. Though for a sperm to actually make it there without you coming inside of her is like 0%. The better question I have is why isn't she on a pill or something like that if you are freaking out this much?

  • 12.29.2012 6:54 AM PDT

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