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Subject: Could my girlfriend get pregnant?


Posted by: hal0l

Posted by: Ex0 Dante
Condoms are good mkay?


are you kidding me

do you honestly expect people to throw a rubber on for a handjob?


I expect people to use their brains. So far, the general populace has failed me there.

  • 12.29.2012 6:54 AM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

Spermatazoids die quite quickly on surfaces so I would say its ok. Next time try and be careful.7

Also since her period ended not so long ago, you can have full confidence.

Good luck.

  • 12.29.2012 7:03 AM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

My sex ed teacher went on explaining that this is called outer-course. She also made the exclamation that you can get pregnant.

I'm not so certain how much to believe my health teacher, considering she's a morbidly obese woman who now gets around with a jersey scooter apparently.

'Murrica

  • 12.29.2012 7:06 AM PDT

Religion is stupid. Halo is amazing.


Posted by: hal0l

Posted by: The Son Of Goat
No. Even if you had a fresh load in your hand and smacked it in there for a second she still wouldn't be pregnant.


How come? Couldn't it still seep in if it touches the lips?


Yeah it could sleep in it, for like 3 minutes then die. Just smash her from behind next time instead then you won't be this confused/scared.

  • 12.29.2012 7:06 AM PDT

LOL

  • 12.29.2012 7:11 AM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.


Posted by: foreveraloner35

Posted by: hal0l

Posted by: foreveraloner35
I feel jealous now


Don't be. This is not a fun feeling. I barely slept last night.


At least you are capable of getting to do an act like this with a girl. Which means you are probably no ugly as -blam!- like I am and probably not socially inept like me.



All you seem to do on the flood is complain about yourself.

  • 12.29.2012 7:12 AM PDT


Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14

Posted by: foreveraloner35

Posted by: hal0l

Posted by: foreveraloner35
I feel jealous now


Don't be. This is not a fun feeling. I barely slept last night.


At least you are capable of getting to do an act like this with a girl. Which means you are probably no ugly as -blam!- like I am and probably not socially inept like me.



All you seem to do on the flood is complain about yourself.


*looks at his username*
...

  • 12.29.2012 7:14 AM PDT


Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14

Posted by: foreveraloner35

Posted by: hal0l

Posted by: foreveraloner35
I feel jealous now


Don't be. This is not a fun feeling. I barely slept last night.


At least you are capable of getting to do an act like this with a girl. Which means you are probably no ugly as -blam!- like I am and probably not socially inept like me.



All you seem to do on the flood is complain about yourself.


No, that's a third of what I do. I spend the other two thirds talking about Crysis and anime.

[Edited on 12.29.2012 7:15 AM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 7:14 AM PDT


Posted by: foreveraloner35

Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14

Posted by: foreveraloner35

Posted by: hal0l

Posted by: foreveraloner35
I feel jealous now


Don't be. This is not a fun feeling. I barely slept last night.


At least you are capable of getting to do an act like this with a girl. Which means you are probably no ugly as -blam!- like I am and probably not socially inept like me.



All you seem to do on the flood is complain about yourself.


No, that's a third of what I do. I spend the other two thirds talking about Crysis and anime.


Just curious, Who pay your bills, clothing, food etc?

  • 12.29.2012 7:16 AM PDT


Posted by: NineteenGerm52
Just curious, Who pay your bills, clothing, food etc?


Alcatraz

  • 12.29.2012 7:21 AM PDT


Posted by: foreveraloner35
No, that's a third of what I do. I spend the other two thirds talking about Crysis and anime.

I doubt that.

  • 12.29.2012 7:26 AM PDT

WTF thread is WTF

  • 12.29.2012 7:26 AM PDT

I couldn't post why but there is a possibility.

  • 12.29.2012 7:27 AM PDT


Posted by: What Is This1

Posted by: foreveraloner35
No, that's a third of what I do. I spend the other two thirds talking about Crysis and anime.

I doubt that.


Maybe I spend half my time talking about those 3 things and the rest replying to random threads and posting my opinion on the matter

  • 12.29.2012 7:28 AM PDT

<3

Dude it has to go inside of her vag.

I never use a condom and my precum which is full of little swimmers gets in her. It's got to go really deep inside, so unless your precum shoots out like when you actually -blam!-, it won't get her pregnant.

Yeah people are going to flame me and say she'll still get pregnant, and yes it is possible but unless she's hanging upside down, or your fingers are 12 inches long, there's no way your -blam!- got to her cervix.

  • 12.29.2012 7:46 AM PDT

<3


Posted by: foreveraloner35

You're not ugly, your personality is ugly. All you need to do is stop being sad all the time. No girl will ever want to be with you in this mood so the first step is to stop crying about your ugliness.

Once you get your mood in check, girls may find you for your personality, you may still be ugly. Lift weights, most guys aren't pretty and girls like nice bodies. Get strong, build muscle and girls will literally approach you.

Stop complaining it won't get you anywhere, turn your depression into concentration and go hit the gym, your confidence will soar once you get into shape, and you may start talking to girls on your own.

  • 12.29.2012 7:50 AM PDT


Posted by: Toxifies
Dude it has to go inside of her vag.

I never use a condom and my precum which is full of little swimmers gets in her. It's got to go really deep inside, so unless your precum shoots out like when you actually -blam!-, it won't get her pregnant.

Yeah people are going to flame me and say she'll still get pregnant, and yes it is possible but unless she's hanging upside down, or your fingers are 12 inches long, there's no way your -blam!- got to her cervix.

Even if they are 12 inches long I doubt it would get her pregnant due to how long he waited.

  • 12.29.2012 7:51 AM PDT


Posted by: Toxifies

Posted by: foreveraloner35

You're not ugly, your personality is ugly. All you need to do is stop being sad all the time. No girl will ever want to be with you in this mood so the first step is to stop crying about your ugliness.

Once you get your mood in check, girls may find you for your personality, you may still be ugly. Lift weights, most guys aren't pretty and girls like nice bodies. Get strong, build muscle and girls will literally approach you.

Stop complaining it won't get you anywhere, turn your depression into concentration and go hit the gym, your confidence will soar once you get into shape, and you may start talking to girls on your own.


Thanks :) there is a gym nearby

  • 12.29.2012 7:51 AM PDT

Play. Forge. Film.

You should really just go away...

  • 12.29.2012 7:55 AM PDT

<3


Posted by: foreveraloner35

Posted by: Toxifies

Posted by: foreveraloner35

You're not ugly, your personality is ugly. All you need to do is stop being sad all the time. No girl will ever want to be with you in this mood so the first step is to stop crying about your ugliness.

Once you get your mood in check, girls may find you for your personality, you may still be ugly. Lift weights, most guys aren't pretty and girls like nice bodies. Get strong, build muscle and girls will literally approach you.

Stop complaining it won't get you anywhere, turn your depression into concentration and go hit the gym, your confidence will soar once you get into shape, and you may start talking to girls on your own.


Thanks :) there is a gym nearby
No problem. And trust me, it works. I used to be a lazy sack of crap, girls never approached me or anything. I lifted weights for about a year, and even though I had a girlfriend at the time, girls still approached me. And with my improved confidence, I had no problems speaking in front of class, or talking to people in a normal conversation, and honestly I became a better person.

So I urge you to just hit the gym, it will lead to everything else you need to stop being foreveralone.

  • 12.29.2012 7:55 AM PDT

Take a morning after pill to be safe okay. She's probably un-pregnant (is that a word?) anyway.

  • 12.29.2012 7:59 AM PDT

Did Toxifies get banned?

  • 12.29.2012 8:08 AM PDT
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This thread.

It is cancer.

  • 12.29.2012 10:38 AM PDT

So...

you can leave now.

ITT: OP has anti-gravity sperm.

  • 12.29.2012 10:40 AM PDT

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