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Subject: "How to be a lady's man" guide from sexy man

1. Keep staring at her with your eyes like these
2. Approach her with a smile like this
3. Start rubbing her butt
4. Utter the magic words:
you me sex now?

guaranteed to work 100%

[Edited on 12.29.2012 9:29 AM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 9:28 AM PDT

Da Husk.

Lol'd.

  • 12.29.2012 9:29 AM PDT
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Real account.

Join me as we make new friends from different communities!

If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Toast/envelope.

  • 12.29.2012 9:29 AM PDT

1/10

Gimmick accounts are not funny, guy.

  • 12.29.2012 9:29 AM PDT

Find me a lady first, they are rare.

  • 12.29.2012 9:29 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

Do I have to go out of the house to find a female?

  • 12.29.2012 9:31 AM PDT

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Now remember, this is my theme song >:A
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Posted by: CrazyT
Toast/envelope.
*opens envelope* "wheres the butter?"

  • 12.29.2012 9:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: Jump Into Hell
Do I have to go out of the house to find a female?

nah you can date your mother

  • 12.29.2012 9:33 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow


Posted by: Slap My Nuts

Posted by: Jump Into Hell
Do I have to go out of the house to find a female?

nah you can date your mother


Thanks bro!

  • 12.29.2012 9:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: Jump Into Hell

Posted by: Slap My Nuts

Posted by: Jump Into Hell
Do I have to go out of the house to find a female?

nah you can date your mother


Thanks bro!

no problem anytime man.

good luck asking her out!

  • 12.29.2012 9:36 AM PDT

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  • 12.29.2012 9:38 AM PDT

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Posted by: husky1994
Lol'd.

  • 12.29.2012 9:42 AM PDT