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Subject: Did "CLOCKMAN" actually kill Commander Santa?

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=16895204

I think it's the saddest story of the year! Maybe the saddest story in floodian history! Santa went from being a Fabled Mythic member to absent member and from the most respected member to a "super troll" reputation! I actually still believe him and I'm convinced that "CLOCKMAN" is real!

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/clock-man

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69286832

Why do you think he's absent? Discuss

  • 12.29.2012 10:02 AM PDT

Wasn't that a really good troll?

  • 12.29.2012 10:04 AM PDT

Basically someone said he faked it so the mods decided to ban him.

  • 12.29.2012 10:04 AM PDT
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Real account.

Join me as we make new friends from different communities!

If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Best troll 2012.

  • 12.29.2012 10:05 AM PDT


Posted by: CrazyT
Best troll 2012.


How do you know he was trolling?

  • 12.29.2012 10:05 AM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: CrazyT
Best Troll of 2012.
Goes to Vaas Montenegro!

  • 12.29.2012 10:05 AM PDT
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If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.


Posted by: Binman59

Posted by: CrazyT
Best troll 2012.


How do you know he was trolling?
How do you know he wasn't?

  • 12.29.2012 10:06 AM PDT

It's not my fault, I was just trying to tie my shoe!

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Yeah, he clocked the man.

  • 12.29.2012 10:06 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.


Posted by: ZuluExponent
Wasn't that a really good troll?
I was a part of that, you see.

  • 12.29.2012 10:06 AM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!

I guess we'll never know.

  • 12.29.2012 10:07 AM PDT


Posted by: CrazyT

Posted by: Binman59

Posted by: CrazyT
Best troll 2012.


How do you know he was trolling?
How do you know he wasn't?


We have absolutely no proof.

  • 12.29.2012 10:07 AM PDT
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So this case still remains without a conclusion?

  • 12.29.2012 10:08 AM PDT

Driven by success.
Follow me if you wish:@JamilDeanTriaa

This has got me curious about it again.

  • 12.29.2012 10:09 AM PDT

Key


Posted by: ZuluExponent
Wasn't that a really good troll?
The best.

  • 12.29.2012 10:09 AM PDT

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

Santa became the GlockMan, and the ClockMan was no more.

...and who put ClockMan on KnowYourMeme for god's sake?

  • 12.29.2012 10:10 AM PDT


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: ZuluExponent
Wasn't that a really good troll?
The best.

How do you know he wasn't telling the truth?

  • 12.29.2012 10:10 AM PDT


Posted by: CoolCJ24


...and who put ClockMan on KnowYourMeme for god's sake?


Added 11 months ago by TheFloodFanBoy.

OT: ClockMan killed Santa.

[Edited on 12.29.2012 10:30 AM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 10:29 AM PDT

I'm not mean. I don't troll. I like The Flood.
~08/08/2000~ I'm 11 right now. Please don't let this convey an immature image of me.

That wasn't real at ALL

  • 12.29.2012 10:30 AM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

He was clearly a very very smart troll.

  • 12.29.2012 10:33 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Posted by: Binman59

Posted by: CrazyT

Posted by: Binman59

Posted by: CrazyT
Best troll 2012.


How do you know he was trolling?
How do you know he wasn't?


We have absolutely no proof.



[Edited on 12.29.2012 10:34 AM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 10:34 AM PDT
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Tom
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He 'twas a troll.

  • 12.29.2012 10:37 AM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Highly doubtful conclusion, though I don't think he was trolling when he made that thread. Just looking for something he hasn't been able to find, and from the sounds of it probably won't.

  • 12.29.2012 10:39 AM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=16895204

I believe that Santa left because he couldn't proof that the 28 year old short existed and he obviously couldn't handle all the attention he got.

  • 12.29.2012 10:48 AM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

I think he was trying to get people scared of clocks.

  • 12.29.2012 10:51 AM PDT
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Commander Santa's lie kept getting bigger and bigger so he had to leave before someone realized the clockman wasnt real.

  • 12.29.2012 11:49 AM PDT

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