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Subject: CommanderSanta killed the Clock Man.

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

Hello there Flood. After extensive contact with CIA agents who recovered video footage and eyewitness accounts, the showdown between CommanderSanta and ClockMan has been released. Under clearance, provided by the government of the United States of America, I can release to you this constructed account of the encounter.

Friday, 20th December 2012.
Siberia, Russia.

Three gusts of violent arctic wind tore at CommanderSanta's face. Regardless, he planted his foot firmly into the shin-deep snow, applying pressure and powering forward into his next daunting step up a fabled mountain simply named, "Omega", phonetically pronounced in Russian as "konets". Mount Konets was cloaked in darkness at this early hour of 11:50PM. The gales which swept ice from the mountain's face ripped holes in CommanderSanta's thick, woolly red and white jacket. He staggered on. Step after step after step, closer to the circular peak of Konets.

Finally, Commander reached the peak; an odd circular ring surrounding a gaping fall, more akin to a volcano than a mountain, except there was no lava below. CommanderSanta hefted a boulder onto his shoulders and cast it down into the chasm before him. No sound echoed back to his ears. Santa stroked his tremendous beard in awe.

A series of bell chimes alerted Santa's attention. 12:00AM, 21st December 2012.

CommanderSanta reluctantly turned himself around to face a small clocktower oddly placed opposite him upon the peak of Konets. A monstrous entity, as dark as the night with a carnivorous grin and leering eyes, began to pull itself through the face of the clock, gracefully yet menacingly floating to the ground and setting its horrifying gaze upon Santa.

A moment of eye contact, locked in primordial showdown, knowing that this encounter was the final.

"So fades the harvest of my great betrayal..." echoed the ClockMan's voice. He cast his hand across the snow of the peak, and snowmen bearing fangs and claws formed from the ground. The abominations flew at CommanderSanta.

Santa brandished his M16A4 SOPMOD Assault Rifle and tore down the first wave of beasts with ease. The rifle clicked empty. More were charging with increasing zeal. Santa equipped the serated combat knife from his belt in one hand, and used the toy sack in his other hand to beat and lacerate the remaining monsters.

A minute passed. 12:01 AM. The snowmen were snow once more.

"I have underestimated you for the last time, CommanderSanta," spoke ClockMan, "but now, after 28 years, you will be consumed."

Santa's mouth temporarily split into four mandibles and stared at the ClockMan.

"Were it so easy..."

Santa's mouth returned to normal, and the two sprang at each other over the tremendous chasm which hollowed the mountain.

Santa threw a right hook as he collided with ClockMan mid-air, connecting with ClockMan's chin, whilst ClockMan grasped Santa by the beard. The two reeled backwards, seemingly floating, colliding with the miniature clocktower. Santa caught balance on the ground, as did ClockMan, and they began to execute expert Taikwondo moves, attacking and blocking with lethal efficiency. Santa leapt and span into a tornado kick, knocking aside ClockMan's guard; but ClockMan activated his force power and held Santa in mid air over the icey depth below.

All of a sudden, weird women made of ice began to form out of the ground inexplicably.

"IN THAT CASE YOU WON'T MIND IF WE RETURN THE FAVOUR" they said in unison.

"...the hell is this, Santa?" ClockMan said confusedly. Santa shrugged, genuingely baffled himself, as the icey women jumped at ClockMan, holding him to the ground. Santa fell and clung to the edge of the peak with one hand.

CommanderSanta clambered onto the peak. He had one shot.

"SHORYUKEN!" yelled Santa as he uppercutted ClockMan into the sky. With a final mid air tackle, Santa and ClockMan fell rapidly into the chasm, still warring with each other as they plummetted to the inside of Konets.

And indeed, their fall caused an echo which would ring throughout Siberia.

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Thank you for your time, Floodians. Should you have any questions regarding the fate of either ClockMan or CommanderSanta, I am here to assist at this time.

  • 12.29.2012 11:16 AM PDT
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I aim to please.

Why do people have such a hard one for CommanderSanta and the clockman stuff?

Get over it.

  • 12.29.2012 11:17 AM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

Posted by: CoolCJ24
Under clearance, provided by the government of the United States of America, I can release to you this constructed account of the encounter.

The US government details all its accounts with a literary style does it?

  • 12.29.2012 11:19 AM PDT

10/10 Will read again.

  • 12.29.2012 11:19 AM PDT

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz


Posted by: SubtleSpartan
Posted by: CoolCJ24
Under clearance, provided by the government of the United States of America, I can release to you this constructed account of the encounter.

The US government details all its accounts with a literary style does it?

DURRRRRR as if I had to confirm that for you.

  • 12.29.2012 11:20 AM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

Thread of the year.

  • 12.29.2012 11:20 AM PDT

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if this was true.

The Clock Man thread. Good times; good times...

  • 12.29.2012 11:24 AM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=16895204

Epic!

  • 12.29.2012 11:51 AM PDT

Posted by: iamironman4611
"Hello, I am Ring Moniter 666 John Cena".

Would read again.

  • 12.29.2012 11:59 AM PDT

What is Clock Man was really Commander Santa but was wearing his skin and Commander Santa was really Commander Shepard in his dream world ._.

  • 12.29.2012 12:07 PM PDT