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Wake me, when you need me.
If you ever need any tips or advice in the future, I hope that this thread will provide useful for you.
Let's start off with a few tips that everyone should know:
- If you're under 17; have a lot of swag
- Over 18; have a lot of cash
- Stick it in her Pooper
- Toast/Envelope
- Facebook stalking is a great way to start a relationship
- Get a bigger dick
- Meet a girl
- chloroform her/chain her in your basement technique
- Ask her what level and class she is on world of warcraft. If she doesn't own a copy or plays world of warcraft, lol in her face and call her a filthy casual.
- Baseball bat
- Play CoD
- Go for the fat one's
- Own a minivan
- Pee in her butt
- Women like a man who knows what he wants. When you see an attractive woman, sex her on the spot.
[Edited on 12.29.2012 3:43 PM PST]