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Subject: The Floods guide to picking up girls.

Wake me, when you need me.

If you ever need any tips or advice in the future, I hope that this thread will provide useful for you.


Let's start off with a few tips that everyone should know:

- If you're under 17; have a lot of swag
- Over 18; have a lot of cash
- Stick it in her Pooper
- Toast/Envelope
- Facebook stalking is a great way to start a relationship
- Get a bigger dick
- Meet a girl
- chloroform her/chain her in your basement technique
- Ask her what level and class she is on world of warcraft. If she doesn't own a copy or plays world of warcraft, lol in her face and call her a filthy casual.
- Baseball bat
- Play CoD
- Go for the fat one's
- Own a minivan
- Pee in her butt
- Women like a man who knows what he wants. When you see an attractive woman, sex her on the spot.

[Edited on 12.29.2012 3:43 PM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 3:11 PM PDT

i thought it was ask the flood what to do ?

  • 12.29.2012 3:11 PM PDT

Posted by: A Citizen
-If you're under 17; have a lot of swag
-Over 18; have a lot of cash

Rule 1: be 17.

  • 12.29.2012 3:12 PM PDT
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do you like muffins?

lol floodians cant interact with the opposite sex silly.

  • 12.29.2012 3:12 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''

- Stick it in her Pooper
- Toast/Envelope
- Facebook stalking is a great way to start a relationship

  • 12.29.2012 3:12 PM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

Girl looks at you, ask the Flood for advice.

  • 12.29.2012 3:13 PM PDT


Posted by: RedXRulez
- Stick it in her Pooper
- Toast/Envelope
- Facebook stalking is a great way to start a relationship


These are the only options I believe.

  • 12.29.2012 3:13 PM PDT
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get a bigger dick

  • 12.29.2012 3:13 PM PDT
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''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''

''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''

Im under 17 for 1 and a half month.
And ive got Class.

  • 12.29.2012 3:13 PM PDT

Join OTK Today!

-Meet a girl

  • 12.29.2012 3:13 PM PDT

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

Stick it in her pooper

This is a good way to introduce yourself and initiate her conversion into part of the hiv- I MEAN INITIATE CONVERSATION

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  • 12.29.2012 3:14 PM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: A Citizen
-Over 18; have a lot of cash
pretty much this, also you should be working out alot, once you get shredded you won't need cash

  • 12.29.2012 3:15 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

I always preferred the chloroform her/chain her in your basement technique. Its nearly 100% effective.

  • 12.29.2012 3:15 PM PDT
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Ask her what level and class she is on world of warcraft. If she doesn't own a copy or plays world of warcraft, lol in her face and call her a filthy casual.

  • 12.29.2012 3:15 PM PDT

Play CoD

  • 12.29.2012 3:17 PM PDT
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''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''

''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''

-Go for the fat one's. (Easier to get)

[Edited on 12.29.2012 3:18 PM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 3:18 PM PDT

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This is looking pretty solid so far. It might be book worthy in the future.

  • 12.29.2012 3:19 PM PDT

Minivans are sexy- women cannot resist a man with a minivan.

[Edited on 12.29.2012 3:20 PM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 3:19 PM PDT

Only the last one is correct. All the others are only semi-correct or is wrong.

  • 12.29.2012 3:19 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mitochondrion
Only the last one is correct. All the others are only semi-correct or is wrong.
No colonel sanders, you're wrong.

  • 12.29.2012 3:24 PM PDT

No u

Pee in her butt.

  • 12.29.2012 3:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Citizen

Posted by: Mitochondrion
Only the last one is correct. All the others are only semi-correct or is wrong.
No colonel sanders, you're wrong.


hehe What color does my minivan need to be?

  • 12.29.2012 3:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: A Citizen

Posted by: Mitochondrion
Only the last one is correct. All the others are only semi-correct or is wrong.
No colonel sanders, you're wrong.


hehe What color does my minivan need to be?
White. That let's them know that you're a cool dude that isn't afraid to keep it bland and boring. Let them know you live on the edge, bro.

  • 12.29.2012 3:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Citizen

Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: A Citizen

Posted by: Mitochondrion
Only the last one is correct. All the others are only semi-correct or is wrong.
No colonel sanders, you're wrong.


hehe What color does my minivan need to be?
White. That let's them know that you're a cool dude that isn't afraid to keep it bland and boring. Let them know you live on the edge, bro.


sunglasses and white overcoat too right?

  • 12.29.2012 3:30 PM PDT
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OP you should start another thread and add a poll. That way we can determine and vote for the most effective way, although I highly recommend asking what her level on WoW is, or her k/d at CoD.

  • 12.29.2012 3:31 PM PDT

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