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Subject: The Floods guide to picking up girls.
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Women like a man who knows what he wants. When you see an attractive woman, sex her on the spot.

  • 12.29.2012 3:32 PM PDT
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1. Be strong enough. (this is key)
2. Make sure there are no police, security or men around.
3. Walk up behind her.
4. Wrap arms around her.
5. Lift.
6. Carry away quickly into your van.

Congratulations Flood. You have picked up your very own real-life girl.

  • 12.29.2012 3:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Murcielago00
1. Be strong enough. (this is key)
2. Make sure there are no police, security or men around.
3. Walk up behind her.
4. Wrap arms around her.
5. Lift.
6. Carry away quickly into your van.

Congratulations Flood. You have picked up your very own real-life girl.


Ok, I did all that, what now? quick! before she gets away!

  • 12.29.2012 3:34 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Impersonate someone famous when with a blind girl.

  • 12.29.2012 3:38 PM PDT

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