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Subject: Flood, I have a really big problem. please help
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I was at school today and I was at lunch with my best friend. this girl I liked came up to me and my friend and asked if I wanted to walk her to class.

I had a boner.

I said no.

She walked away.

My friend gets up from the table and he grabs me from behind and holds me up so everyone can see my huge boner.

Everyone laughed, including that girl. My life is over.

flud wat do?

  • 12.29.2012 3:54 PM PDT

Thane and Mordin <3

Wat

  • 12.29.2012 3:55 PM PDT
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The inbetweeners!

I lol'd for days at that part.

  • 12.29.2012 3:55 PM PDT
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Utilize your boner to use more macro's on your level 90 monk and gank noobs as revenge.

  • 12.29.2012 3:55 PM PDT
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Lissten to my story, you'll see you ain't so bad

now every body from the 313 put ya mother -blam!- hands up and follow me
now every body from the 313 put ya mother -blam!- hands up
look, look
now as he stands tough notice that this man did not have his hands up
the free worlds got you gassed up now who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
1,2,3 to the 4
1pac, 2pac, 3pac, 4, 4pac, 3pac, 2pac, 1, hes pac, ur pac, no pac, none.
this guy aint no mother -blam!- mc, i know every thing he's gotta say against me! i am white i am a -blam!- bum, i do live in a trailer with my mum,
my boy future is an uncle tom
i do got a dumb friend named chedder bob who shoots him self in his leg with his own gun,
and i did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps,
and wink did -blam!- my girl, but im still standing hear screaming -blam!- the free world
don't ever try and judge me dude! you dont know what the -blam!- ive been through,
but i know some thing about you, you went to crambrook thats a private school
whats amatta dog you embaraced this guys a gangsta his real names clerance
and clerance lives at home with both parents
and clerance's parents have a real good marrage.
this guy dont wonna battle hes shook! their's no such things as half way crook

  • 12.29.2012 3:55 PM PDT

At school on the 29th of December?

Troll

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do you like muffins?

Cut your boner off and show that to people. That way you wont be know as "boner" guy.

  • 12.29.2012 3:56 PM PDT

I'm not sure what you're looking for.

"Reckless words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing" -- Proverbs 12:18


Posted by: iwritestories
I was at school today and I was at lunch with my best friend. this girl I liked came up to me and my friend and asked if I wanted to walk her to class.

I had a boner.

I said no.

She walked away.

My friend gets up from the table and he grabs me from behind and holds me up so everyone can see my huge boner.

Everyone laughed, including that girl. My life is over.

flud wat do?


when you get boner, think of the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, then you lick it.

Im sure browsing some old john cena threads or 4chan will work

Whiterain Ph.D

  • 12.29.2012 3:56 PM PDT
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Troll detected this was posted a few months ago.

OT: If this is true and not a phony thread, lay low till it blows over. Make a big deal about it and it will go on forever.

[Edited on 12.29.2012 3:57 PM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 3:56 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

Fap on your forehead

  • 12.29.2012 3:57 PM PDT

Well if your boner was a "really big problem" I think you just scored.

  • 12.29.2012 3:57 PM PDT

your life is not over. you need to just get through it. people will forget. you could always get back at your friend by making it look like he pee'd his pants, do something to deflect the attention away from you

  • 12.29.2012 3:57 PM PDT


Posted by: iwritestories
I was at school today and I was at lunch with my best friend. this girl I liked came up to me and my friend and asked if I wanted to walk her to class.

I had a boner.

I said no.

She walked away.

My friend gets up from the table and he grabs me from behind and holds me up so everyone can see my huge boner.

Everyone laughed, including that girl. My life is over.

flud wat do?

Nice copypasta

  • 12.29.2012 3:57 PM PDT

1. Forget the "friend" he obviously doesn't have any respect for you
2. Just live your life like normal, no one cares. If they do, then they are disappointed they have a vag.
3. It's normal to get boners around girls/boys its called hormones.

  • 12.29.2012 3:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: ScottishSniper
Lissten to my story, you'll see you ain't so bad

now every body from the 313 put ya mother -blam!- hands up and follow me
now every body from the 313 put ya mother -blam!- hands up
look, look
now as he stands tough notice that this man did not have his hands up
the free worlds got you gassed up now who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
1,2,3 to the 4
1pac, 2pac, 3pac, 4, 4pac, 3pac, 2pac, 1, hes pac, ur pac, no pac, none.
this guy aint no mother -blam!- mc, i know every thing he's gotta say against me! i am white i am a -blam!- bum, i do live in a trailer with my mum,
my boy future is an uncle tom
i do got a dumb friend named chedder bob who shoots him self in his leg with his own gun,
and i did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps,
and wink did -blam!- my girl, but im still standing hear screaming -blam!- the free world
don't ever try and judge me dude! you dont know what the -blam!- ive been through,
but i know some thing about you, you went to crambrook thats a private school
whats amatta dog you embaraced this guys a gangsta his real names clerance
and clerance lives at home with both parents
and clerance's parents have a real good marrage.
this guy dont wonna battle hes shook! their's no such things as half way crook


but how!?!?!?





ok.

  • 12.29.2012 3:59 PM PDT
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Cookies taste good.

  • 12.29.2012 4:01 PM PDT
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Garem is a noob and a phony, ifarted69 is a hero and an icon.

Fap on everyones forehead, call Garem a phony, so many solutions.

  • 12.29.2012 4:03 PM PDT

It's the christmas holidays, how where you at school?

  • 12.29.2012 4:05 PM PDT

-I was here

Have you tried peeing in her butt?

  • 12.29.2012 4:27 PM PDT
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sometimes

  • 12.29.2012 4:28 PM PDT