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Subject: This is going to sound stupid, but I want to be a cartoon pony.
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I used to watch MLP just like a regular show. Then I started watching it for most of my day and now I just spend my time imaging a life in the MLP universe.

I don't know why I want to be a pony in the universe of MLP so bad. I've lost all of my friends, acquaintances and some of my family because of this. I never want to get out of bed because I'm thinking about my imaginary life in the universe of MLP. All I want to do is be a cartoon pony in the world of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

However, I want to STOP this. I want to get my life back on track because this addiction is killing me. I try to trick myself that I'll become a cartoon pony someday but I secretly know that'll never happen. This is the first time I'm telling ANYBODY about this. I need help and this is one of the only places that I know to seek help from. Actually, to put it bluntly, I want instant replies.

[Edited on 12.29.2012 7:54 PM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 7:53 PM PDT
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If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

You're a fool for posting this here.

  • 12.29.2012 7:53 PM PDT

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Not going to hate. But be warned OP. A flame storm is coming.

  • 12.29.2012 7:54 PM PDT

Posted by: TrussingDoor
Posted by: DAS B00T x2
You know what's even worse?

When the boy you like has a girlfriend.
#gheyworldproblems

But John, you are the cartoon pony!

  • 12.29.2012 7:54 PM PDT


Posted by: CrazyT
You're a fool for posting this here.

He has more intelligence than you give him credit.

To be fair that isn't all that much but still.

6/10 would be less but I know people will take this seriously

  • 12.29.2012 7:54 PM PDT

BAN ALL BRONIES

And u bronies wonder why non bronies hate you

  • 12.29.2012 7:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Hunter S7
And u bronies wonder why non bronies hate you


If you're talking about me, I in no way consider myself a brony. I just want to get away from MLP.

  • 12.29.2012 7:56 PM PDT

I have a feeling you're the alt of that Bapist guy and this is another attempt at trolling

  • 12.29.2012 7:57 PM PDT

BAN ALL BRONIES


Posted by: MENKUN

Posted by: Hunter S7
And u bronies wonder why non bronies hate you


If you're talking about me, I in no way consider myself a brony. I just want to get away from MLP.

Do u hear yourself? You are one even if you deny it. Youre obsessed for christ sake! It will be hard for u to get away from it all it seems.

  • 12.29.2012 7:58 PM PDT

Not the worst thing I have heard considering how many damn people on /a/ say they want to be a little girl. However at least the little girl option they can have sex while nobody OP is going to have sex with a pony. Actually nevermind some people would. In that case OP I don't see the issue.

[Edited on 12.29.2012 7:59 PM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 7:59 PM PDT

The only bronies that are bad are the ones that shove it in your face and preach to you that it is the best and you need to watch it or they'll spam you with anything pony related.

I know bronies who do this, and I try not to be like them. They're annoying.

  • 12.29.2012 8:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Hunter S7

Posted by: MENKUN

Posted by: Hunter S7
And u bronies wonder why non bronies hate you


If you're talking about me, I in no way consider myself a brony. I just want to get away from MLP.

Do u hear yourself? You are one even if you deny it. Youre obsessed for christ sake! It will be hard for u to get away from it all it seems.


Well I have never been part of the brony community and I'm trying not to like MLP so I really wouldn't consider myself a brony. I also hate the word brony too. It just sounds gross.

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do you like muffins?

Oh boy....

  • 12.29.2012 8:01 PM PDT

Might have to an hero OP, sorry.

  • 12.29.2012 8:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: What Is This1
Not the worst thing I have heard considering how many damn people on /a/ say they want to be a little girl. However at least the little girl option they can have sex while nobody OP is going to have sex with a pony. Actually nevermind some people would. In that case OP I don't see the issue.


I don't want sex. I just want to be a cartoon pony in the MLP universe.

  • 12.29.2012 8:02 PM PDT

My Brahman is ready.

Meknun's love don't know autism

  • 12.29.2012 8:03 PM PDT

Posted by: eggsalad
The more I say Chang the more asian it sounds.

It's easy to get out of anything really, even the MLP fim fandom. But you sure as hell not need to say it out loud man.

It's not like you're about to jump off a cliff and expect people to stop you. In this instance we genuinely don't care.

  • 12.29.2012 8:03 PM PDT
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So do I but I my life is decent.

  • 12.29.2012 8:03 PM PDT


Posted by: MENKUN
I don't want sex. I just want to be a cartoon pony in the MLP universe.

I am just saying as long as sex is an option there is nothing wrong with being a pony. Hell you can run faster than most if not all humans if you are a pony. You need to look at the bright side of wanting to be a pony not just the negatives.

  • 12.29.2012 8:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Changsta inc
It's easy to get out of anything really, even the MLP fim fandom. But you sure as hell not need to say it out loud man.

It's not like you're about to jump off a cliff and expect people to stop you. In this instance we genuinely don't care.


I know that it's impossible for people to do it for me but I'd just like advice on it. I don't know, just reading these replies makes me feel better. I don't know exactly why I posted this to be brutally honest.

  • 12.29.2012 8:05 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

You're weird.

  • 12.29.2012 8:05 PM PDT

Here's the deal. If you don't stop of your own accord, we'll castrate you to prevent you from bringing children into this World that YOU BASTARDS -blam!- up.

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Posted by: What Is This1

Posted by: MENKUN
I don't want sex. I just want to be a cartoon pony in the MLP universe.

I am just saying as long as sex is an option there is nothing wrong with being a pony. Hell you can run faster than most if not all humans if you are a pony. You need to look at the bright side of wanting to be a pony not just the negatives.


You can't be a pony though so it's all negatives.

  • 12.29.2012 8:06 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: Thundastruck
Here's the deal. If you don't stop of your own accord, we'll castrate you to prevent you from bringing children into this World that YOU BASTARDS -blam!- up.

Don't make promises you can't keep, buddy.

  • 12.29.2012 8:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Thundastruck
Here's the deal. If you don't stop of your own accord, we'll castrate you to prevent you from bringing children into this World that YOU BASTARDS -blam!- up.


> Be this -blam!-
> Hate people for something that they like
> Pull an Hero
> ???
> Profit!

  • 12.29.2012 8:07 PM PDT

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