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Subject: Hornets, Spiders, and more evil bears.

Do you really want to know?

Bears are ravenous killer demons from hell. They come in mostly dark colors of which are black and brown and others that camouflage themselves as a welcoming white color.

But we know the truth. Bears are evil. They hate us all.

Here's our proof;
-Bloody Bears
-Face of war and evilness
-Bear on Human violence [Viewer Discretion Advised... apparently]

Then... there's the yellow bear. He's the symbol of death, stealing the precious food source of the poor helpless bees that only try to survive. He is the incursion of evil. He is the reason children think bears are nice and hug-able.

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Next up is the Spider, with their adulterous eight legs and their dastardly ploys. Spiders are the segments of the evilness. They fill our mind with fear and make their ways into our hearts silently.

Spiders are the hellspawns that walk around look for someone to make cry, scream, and loose control of their bowels.

Here's our proof;
-War-stance of death
-Fangs of murderness
-The deceiver of adorableness

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Hornets are the flying terror of the sky, buzzing through with their butt-puncturers. They fly in search to kill people with the stingers from hell. Hornets live on this Earth and live by feeding on the souls of infants, because they're demons.

They are the incarnation of death, they fly, they bite, and they sting without remorse.

Here's our proof;
-The command center, designed to make you shyt your pants
-Their deceiver
-Stinger and jaws of death

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So what's your feeling about bears or spiders or hornets, Flood?

[Edited on 12.29.2012 10:26 PM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 10:07 PM PDT
Subject: Bears, bears, and more evil bears.

BAN ALL BRONIES

We should tame them and train them to kill ponies

  • 12.29.2012 10:11 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

You're talking about spiders, right?

  • 12.29.2012 10:12 PM PDT

What about me?

  • 12.29.2012 10:13 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

No big deal, Packers stomp them pretty regularly.

  • 12.29.2012 10:13 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

They're cool.

  • 12.29.2012 10:15 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

You think bears are bad?
Try Hornets
BAN THEM, THEY KILL PEOPLE

  • 12.29.2012 10:16 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
You're talking about spiders, right?

  • 12.29.2012 10:16 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.

We should ban them.

  • 12.29.2012 10:16 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
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Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts


Posted by: SergeantFlood
We should ban them.
We should ban you.

  • 12.29.2012 10:17 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

We can tame them!

  • 12.29.2012 10:20 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.


Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: SergeantFlood
We should ban them.
We should ban you.

I'm cool with that.

  • 12.29.2012 10:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Hunter S7
We should tame them and train them to kill ponies


That's not going to work

  • 12.29.2012 10:25 PM PDT

Do you really want to know?


Posted by: SoarinWonderbolt

Posted by: Hunter S7
We should tame them and train them to kill ponies


That's not going to work


D:

Lies! That bear isn't real!

  • 12.29.2012 10:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: I IRONMAN I

Posted by: SoarinWonderbolt

Posted by: Hunter S7
We should tame them and train them to kill ponies


That's not going to work


D:

Lies! That bear isn't real!


I gave you fair warning.

  • 12.29.2012 10:29 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&link =BWU_072310
Made it into the update!

I found a small spider crawling on me once.
I became friends with it and let it hang from a thread of webbing from my hand.

  • 12.29.2012 10:30 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

OP, add the deadly specimens we refer to as Scorpions
Lions also would be appreciated

  • 12.29.2012 10:44 PM PDT