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Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: AK 47625714
Well, I've set up the holodeck for Macbeth. I couldn't really clear out War Games completely though, so there may be a few glitches. Like Spartans running around, shooting everyone.
"A modern reenactment of Macbeth would be excellent! Load it up!"
"Roland, Make sure none of those war game morons mess this up, alright?"
Roland: "Not to worry spartan. I'll keep it under control"


*Macbeth teabags Duncan*

  • 12.29.2012 11:19 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Hey, did anybody else notice that Requiem is getting closer?

*alarms go off*

Something doesn't seem right.

  • 12.29.2012 11:21 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: AK 47625714
Let me just go inside and check everything before we load it up.

...

What the hell is going on? The safeties are off? And I'm on...LV-426? Oh god, the holodeck loaded up Aliens!

*Runs to the door*

It's locked! Someone override it! Please help me!!!!!!!!

*Dies*
"Respawns are on, dumbass. Man up already, you're embarrassing the rest of us."

  • 12.29.2012 11:21 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Hey, did anybody else notice that Requiem is getting closer?

*alarms go off*

Something doesn't seem right.
Well, you what this means...
CRIMSON! SAVE US FROM THE EGGHEADS!

  • 12.29.2012 11:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: AK 47625714
Let me just go inside and check everything before we load it up.

...

What the hell is going on? The safeties are off? And I'm on...LV-426? Oh god, the holodeck loaded up Aliens!

*Runs to the door*

It's locked! Someone override it! Please help me!!!!!!!!

*Dies*
"Respawns are on, dumbass. Man up already, you're embarrassing the rest of us."
*Respawning in 3 seconds*

*Respawning in 2 seconds*

*Respawning in 2 seconds*

*Respawning in 2 seconds*

Oh boy...

  • 12.29.2012 11:25 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Hey, did anybody else notice that Requiem is getting closer?

*alarms go off*

Something doesn't seem right.
Well, you what this means...
CRIMSON! SAVE US FROM THE EGGHEADS!

But some Toaster named Ted sent Crimson off on a mission to rescue the eggheads!

WE ALL GONNA DIE!

  • 12.29.2012 11:25 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: AK 47625714
Let me just go inside and check everything before we load it up.

...

What the hell is going on? The safeties are off? And I'm on...LV-426? Oh god, the holodeck loaded up Aliens!

*Runs to the door*

It's locked! Someone override it! Please help me!!!!!!!!

*Dies*
"Respawns are on, dumbass. Man up already, you're embarrassing the rest of us."
*Pulls out saw*
*Kills all aliens*
Well, that was easy.
Now Roland, fix this, will you?

  • 12.29.2012 11:25 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Hey, did anybody else notice that Requiem is getting closer?

*alarms go off*

Something doesn't seem right.
Well, you what this means...
CRIMSON! SAVE US FROM THE EGGHEADS!

But some Toaster named Ted sent Crimson off on a mission to rescue the eggheads!

WE ALL GONNA DIE!
Don't worry, Majestic can make do. THORNE, RAEP EVERYTHING!

  • 12.29.2012 11:26 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Posted by: VitalHalofreak
Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Hey, did anybody else notice that Requiem is getting closer?

*alarms go off*

Something doesn't seem right.
Well, you what this means... CRIMSON! SAVE US FROM THE EGGHEADS!
But some Toaster named Ted sent Crimson off on a mission to rescue the eggheads! WE ALL GONNA DIE!
We're not going to die! I just hauled fifteen separate missions by myself because some people were too busy to help out!

*Checks systems*

There's the problem. We blew a regulator. This should get us back in shape...

  • 12.29.2012 11:26 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Hey guys, i wonder what Miller is up to...

  • 12.29.2012 11:28 PM PDT
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Well, now that I'm out of the respawn loop, I'm going to shut off the holodeck.

I was dead serious about killing Palmer, though. Anyone willing to help?

  • 12.29.2012 11:29 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak
Hey guys, i wonder what Miller is up to...

I don't know. Doesn't he live in storage or something?

  • 12.29.2012 11:30 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: AK 47625714
Well, now that I'm out of the respawn loop, I'm going to shut off the holodeck.

I was dead serious about killing Palmer, though. Anyone willing to help?
After i'm done with her for a second time. She only gave head that time
(lol)

[Edited on 12.29.2012 11:31 PM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 11:30 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

HEY! GUYS!

What does this big red button do?

*presses button*

  • 12.29.2012 11:31 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
Hey guys, i wonder what Miller is up to...

I don't know. Doesn't he live in storage or something?
Thought he was in medical because he got in a fight with dalton because he didn't give him some new toys

  • 12.29.2012 11:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
HEY! GUYS!

What does this big red button do?

*presses button*
You fool! You've done something!!!

  • 12.29.2012 11:32 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
HEY! GUYS!

What does this big red button do?

*presses button*
*Artificial Gravity offline*
FUUUUUUU-

  • 12.29.2012 11:32 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
HEY! GUYS!

What does this big red button do?

*presses button*
*Artificial Gravity offline*
FUUUUUUU-

Don't worry we'll be fine as nobody takes this opportunity to board the ship and steal something valuable.

  • 12.29.2012 11:34 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
HEY! GUYS!

What does this big red button do?

*presses button*
*Artificial Gravity offline*
FUUUUUUU-

Don't worry we'll be fine as nobody takes this opportunity to board the ship and steal something valuable.
In the meantime...
"Roland! How long till grav is restored?"
Roland: "A few minutes Spartan."

  • 12.29.2012 11:36 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
HEY! GUYS!

What does this big red button do?

*presses button*
*Artificial Gravity offline*
FUUUUUUU-

Don't worry we'll be fine as nobody takes this opportunity to board the ship and steal something valuable.
In the meantime...
"Roland! How long till grav is restored?"
Roland: "A few minutes Spartan."

Seriously, all you do is ask the AI questions?

He has feelings, you know!

  • 12.29.2012 11:38 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

SORRY ABOUT THE GRAVITY THING!

oh hey...

THERE'S A BIG LEVER OVER HERE. I'M GONNA PULL IT!


*pulls lever*

  • 12.29.2012 11:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
SORRY ABOUT THE GRAVITY THING!

oh hey...

THERE'S A BIG LEVER OVER HERE. I'M GONNA PULL IT!


*pulls lever*
No! You've opened all of the airlocks!

  • 12.29.2012 11:39 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
SORRY ABOUT THE GRAVITY THING!

oh hey...

THERE'S A BIG LEVER OVER HERE. I'M GONNA PULL IT!


*pulls lever*

Don't worry, as long as it wasn't the yellow-orange lever we'll be fine.

  • 12.29.2012 11:39 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

I WAS chilling with him and lasky for a. few hours before the holodeck incident, you know. Besides, Roland's awesome. Right guys?

  • 12.29.2012 11:40 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
SORRY ABOUT THE GRAVITY THING!

oh hey...

THERE'S A BIG LEVER OVER HERE. I'M GONNA PULL IT!


*pulls lever*

Don't worry, as long as it wasn't the yellow-orange lever we'll be fine.
*looks at lever*

NO, THIS ONE IS ORANGE AND YELLOW!

  • 12.29.2012 11:40 PM PDT