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Subject: UNSC Infinity

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
SORRY ABOUT THE GRAVITY THING!

oh hey...

THERE'S A BIG LEVER OVER HERE. I'M GONNA PULL IT!


*pulls lever*
OH HEY, THERE'S A PISTOL IN MY HAND POINTED AT YOUR HEAD! I'M GONNA PULL THE TRIGGER!
*Pulls trigger*

  • 12.29.2012 11:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
SORRY ABOUT THE GRAVITY THING!

oh hey...

THERE'S A BIG LEVER OVER HERE. I'M GONNA PULL IT!


*pulls lever*

Don't worry, as long as it wasn't the yellow-orange lever we'll be fine.
I'm not fine. Don't touch my dick, hands off the merchandise spartan.

  • 12.29.2012 11:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
HEY! GUYS!

What does this big red button do?

*presses button*
*Artificial Gravity offline*
FUUUUUUU-

Don't worry we'll be fine as nobody takes this opportunity to board the ship and steal something valuable.
In the meantime...
"Roland! How long till grav is restored?"
Roland: "A few minutes Spartan."

*notices marines floating* "Whoa-oh" "Aahh, hey-"

"When are the marines going to get the magnetic boot upgrades?"
*continues to holo-deck*

  • 12.29.2012 11:42 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
SORRY ABOUT THE GRAVITY THING!

oh hey...

THERE'S A BIG LEVER OVER HERE. I'M GONNA PULL IT!


*pulls lever*

Don't worry, as long as it wasn't the yellow-orange lever we'll be fine.
*looks at lever*

NO, THIS ONE IS ORANGE AND YELLOW!

Whew, that's only the poisonous gas release.

  • 12.29.2012 11:42 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
SORRY ABOUT THE GRAVITY THING!

oh hey...

THERE'S A BIG LEVER OVER HERE. I'M GONNA PULL IT!


*pulls lever*

Don't worry, as long as it wasn't the yellow-orange lever we'll be fine.
*looks at lever*

NO, THIS ONE IS ORANGE AND YELLOW!

Whew, that's only the poisonous gas release.
Good thing we wear helmets. So that's why those marines dropped dead in front of me. Hmm, seems legit.

  • 12.29.2012 11:44 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

*Floats around and finally pulls the black lever. Everything turns back to normal*

"Gotta admit. Love the childproof system we got going on here..."

  • 12.29.2012 11:44 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
*Floats around and finally pulls the black lever. Everything turns back to normal*

"Gotta admit. Love the childproof system we got going on here..."
Anyways, I'm gona go bang Palmer now guys, so I'LL A...B.... CYAAAAAAAAA!!!
*Goes to Palmer's quarters*
*Starts stuff*

  • 12.29.2012 11:46 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

What the hell...

  • 12.29.2012 11:47 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Alright guys. I just finished with Palmer, then i threw her out the airlock.
Anyone up for some Z-gee basketball?

  • 12.29.2012 11:51 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: Gh0st is Bad
What the hell...

Either help me kill this lunatic or jump out the airlock when you get the chance.

[Edited on 12.29.2012 11:52 PM PST]

  • 12.29.2012 11:52 PM PDT

The Game


Posted by: VitalHalofreak
Alright guys. I just finished with Palmer, then i threw her out the airlock.
Anyone up for some Z-gee basketball?
You lasted 5 minutes.
Hell, probably less since it takes time to walk to her quarters, undress and redress, then walk back.

  • 12.29.2012 11:53 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: Gh0st is Bad
What the hell...

Either help me kill this lunatic or jump out the airlock when you get the chance.
Which lunatic? Spartan Charlie? I shot him after he released the poison gas

  • 12.29.2012 11:53 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: IVI1CR0S0F7

Posted by: VitalHalofreak
Alright guys. I just finished with Palmer, then i threw her out the airlock.
Anyone up for some Z-gee basketball?
You lasted 5 minutes.
Hell, probably less since it takes time to walk to her quarters, undress and redress, then walk back.
What can you say...
I'm Magic

  • 12.29.2012 11:54 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: Gh0st is Bad
What the hell...

Either help me kill this lunatic or jump out the airlock when you get the chance.
Which lunatic? Spartan Charlie? I shot him after he released the poison gas

What? No, you.

Now be quiet, or else this guy is going to catch on to us.

  • 12.29.2012 11:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gh0st is Bad
What the hell...

*Marines stop floating* "Wha-ah!" "Ohff.."

"These are probably the most childish Spartans I have ever seen"

  • 12.29.2012 11:55 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

*wakes up*

uuuuhhhhhh.

HEY! GUIS! I'M OK! MY HEAD HURTS BUT I'M OK!

OH HEY! WHAT'S THIS BIG GREEN BUTTON OVER HERE!

*pushes button*

  • 12.29.2012 11:55 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
*wakes up*

uuuuhhhhhh.

HEY! GUIS! I'M OK! MY HEAD HURTS BUT I'M OK!

OH HEY! WHAT'S THIS BIG GREEN BUTTON OVER HERE!

*pushes button*

Can somebody put a cardboard box over the buttons so he doesn't see them, or something? He just blew up Florida!

  • 12.29.2012 11:56 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
*wakes up*

uuuuhhhhhh.

HEY! GUIS! I'M OK! MY HEAD HURTS BUT I'M OK!

OH HEY! WHAT'S THIS BIG GREEN BUTTON OVER HERE!

*pushes button*
You just don't die, do you?
*Tosses out airlock along with Palmer*

  • 12.29.2012 11:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
*wakes up*

uuuuhhhhhh.

HEY! GUIS! I'M OK! MY HEAD HURTS BUT I'M OK!

OH HEY! WHAT'S THIS BIG GREEN BUTTON OVER HERE!

*pushes button*

Can somebody put a cardboard box over the buttons so he doesn't see them, or something? He just blew up Florida!
And nothing of value was lost.

  • 12.29.2012 11:59 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: LoneWolf4Life

Posted by: Gh0st is Bad
What the hell...

*Marines stop floating* "Wha-ah!" "Ohff.."

"These are probably the most childish Spartans I have ever seen"

Bite me, at least I get to walk around in cool armor that I never use.

  • 12.30.2012 12:00 AM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: AK 47625714

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
*wakes up*

uuuuhhhhhh.

HEY! GUIS! I'M OK! MY HEAD HURTS BUT I'M OK!

OH HEY! WHAT'S THIS BIG GREEN BUTTON OVER HERE!

*pushes button*

Can somebody put a cardboard box over the buttons so he doesn't see them, or something? He just blew up Florida!
And nothing of value was lost.
But... It was part of 'Murika!

  • 12.30.2012 12:01 AM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: AK 47625714

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
*wakes up*

uuuuhhhhhh.

HEY! GUIS! I'M OK! MY HEAD HURTS BUT I'M OK!

OH HEY! WHAT'S THIS BIG GREEN BUTTON OVER HERE!

*pushes button*

Can somebody put a cardboard box over the buttons so he doesn't see them, or something? He just blew up Florida!
And nothing of value was lost.
But... It was part of 'Murika!

Nobody liked it. Nobody will care.

Just say terrorists did it.

  • 12.30.2012 12:02 AM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

^^I like the way you think.
Now let's go to war against the Sangheili!
Cuz they started this!
Also, palmer had a helmet on, so she survived vacuum and made it back inside the Infinity. I shall say it was an accident then have makeup smex.
I'll be back in 15

  • 12.30.2012 12:05 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

*on the PA*

UH GUIS! HI, I CLIMBED MY WAY OUTSIDE TO THE BRIDGE! WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR EVERYONE GOT SUCKED OUT! SORRY. OH MAN! THERE ARE SO MANY BUTTONS UP HERE! WHAT'S THIS ONE DO?!?

  • 12.30.2012 12:10 AM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
*on the PA*

UH GUIS! HI, I CLIMBED MY WAY OUTSIDE TO THE BRIDGE! WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR EVERYONE GOT SUCKED OUT! SORRY. OH MAN! THERE ARE SO MANY BUTTONS UP HERE! WHAT'S THIS ONE DO?!?
looks like you shut off all the lights. No matter, i'm still bangin' Palmer.

  • 12.30.2012 12:15 AM PDT