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  • Poll [37 votes]: Who would win the argument?
Subject: Who would win the argument?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Poll: Who would win the argument?  [closed]
Deadpool:  38%
(14 Votes)
Captain Jack Sparrow:  62%
(23 Votes)
Total Votes: 37

The are arguing over which is better: Bea Arthur or drinking rum.

The will not resort to violence.

  • 12.29.2012 10:42 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

The will?

I wasn't aware I was dying.

  • 12.29.2012 10:44 PM PDT
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Jack sparrow.

Did everyone just see that? Because I will NOT be doing that again!

  • 12.29.2012 10:45 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Deadpool is dressed like this.

  • 12.29.2012 10:47 PM PDT
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Steam - slamt4stic
Live - SLAMt4stic

I'm dissapointed in the floods voting habits ATM.

  • 12.29.2012 10:48 PM PDT
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The most epic versus thread I've seen.

Ever.

  • 12.29.2012 10:49 PM PDT

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Deadpool is dressed like this.
It was a coin flip till I saw this. Deadpool all the way.

  • 12.29.2012 10:49 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Methew
The most epic versus thread I've seen.

Ever.
You tried to picture the argument.

  • 12.29.2012 10:49 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ

Dead Pool, hands down. He is notorious for his mouth, he would win simply by talking longer.

  • 12.29.2012 10:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Methew
The most epic versus thread I've seen.

Ever.
You tried to picture the argument.

Yes.

I achieved a state of nirvana and enlightenment that Buddhist monks only dream of.

I saw God and he was me.

And in an instant I chose to be reborn again here and now as I was to tell you what I saw, so that others may know the path.

  • 12.29.2012 10:51 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.


Posted by: im am b0red
Dead Pool, hands down. He is notorious for his mouth, he would win simply by talking longer.

We should probably take into effect that Jack Sparrow is probably drunk though...

  • 12.29.2012 10:51 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Methew

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Methew
The most epic versus thread I've seen.

Ever.
You tried to picture the argument.

Yes.

I achieved a state of nirvana and enlightenment that Buddhist monks only dream of.

I saw God and he was me.

And in an instant I chose to be reborn again here and now as I was to tell you what I saw, so that others may know the path.
Did you make it to the point where Deadpool started telling adult themed knock knock jokes to make his point?

  • 12.29.2012 10:59 PM PDT

Math rules the world.

Deadpool: "You cheated!"
Captain Jack Sparrow: "Pirate."

  • 12.29.2012 11:05 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Deadpool, clearly

  • 12.29.2012 11:08 PM PDT


Posted by: Leafie
We should probably take into effect that Jack Sparrow is probably drunk though...

  • 12.29.2012 11:37 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: jakster11

Posted by: Leafie
We should probably take into effect that Jack Sparrow is probably drunk though...
Deadpool is too, judging from Charlies pic. Thus, he solos

  • 12.29.2012 11:38 PM PDT

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Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

Jack Sparrow hands down.

  • 12.29.2012 11:38 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.

Deadpool could talk mindlessly for an eternity. Literally.

  • 12.29.2012 11:39 PM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

Deadpool always wins.

  • 12.29.2012 11:41 PM PDT