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Subject: Girl Problem - Need Floodian Advice

Yes, I know it's another girl problems thread. Honestly, I don't know what to do here, I'm in a pretty severe situation. I'm usually pretty good at this kind of stuff, but right now I need some advice.

To make a long story short... basically there's this girl called Mary who I like a lot, and has a great personality and we've been hanging out a lot (as in a whole lot) this past week. Now, there's also this girl called Emily who was my girlfriend up until November, and we've been hanging out occasionally since then. Not to sound shallow, but keep in mind that both of these girls are solid 8's.

So, tonight I received an angry text from Mary this afternoon saying, to sum it up, why I didn't care explain to her that I have a girlfriend. Now, there's only one person who knows both her and Emily, and that person is a backstabber and a liar named Rick. Rick gets off on fabricating stories and trying to snatch women when they're vulnerable. Keep in mind that I do not have a Facebook and I barely use my Twitter and Instagram. Moreover, I received a missed call from Rick as well as a text saying "Yooo".

I put two and two together and I think I know what's going on here, but I haven't talked to either Mary or Rick tonight because I got stranded at my friends house (it's 3AM on the East Coast) due to the snow storm and my phone died (my iPhone was on 2% battery when this happened so I didn't bother responding or calling anyone as I wouldn't have been able to carry on the conversation because my phone would've died during it).

What is your advice, Flood? I'm 21 and I haven't the time or the patience for this immature garbage (Mary is 20, Rick is 22, and Emily is 18). I have no idea how to prove to Mary that I don't have a girlfriend (you know how girls are). And I don't know what I should do about Rick. Please, help. I can't even fall asleep because I have so many different thoughts racing through my mind right now.

[Edited on 12.30.2012 12:09 AM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 12:06 AM PDT

You don't need floodian advice.

  • 12.30.2012 12:07 AM PDT

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  • 12.30.2012 12:07 AM PDT


Posted by: jacobwseibers
I wonder if people will ever realize we don't care about these
threads.

Probably never.

  • 12.30.2012 12:08 AM PDT

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Posted by: Teleidoscope
To make a long story short...

-I wanna bang Mary
-I used to bang Emily
-Rick is dumb and told Mary I am banging Emily


1. Tell Mary Rick is lying about Emily
2. Bang Mary

  • 12.30.2012 12:08 AM PDT
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This Mary girl, doesn't sound so bright. Maybe you should reconsider.

  • 12.30.2012 12:08 AM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

Punch rick in the face for starters.

  • 12.30.2012 12:09 AM PDT


Posted by: jacobwseibers
I wonder if people will ever realize we don't care about these
threads.

  • 12.30.2012 12:10 AM PDT

Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey

Posted by: Teleidoscope
To make a long story short...

-I wanna bang Mary
-I used to bang Emily
-Rick is dumb and told Mary I am banging Emily


1. Tell Mary Rick is lying about Emily
2. Bang Mary
Right, but what exactly can I say to make her believe me? Rick is practically a con artist and will do anything to get in someone's pants, even if it means screwing over a friend. It's actually pathetic.

[Edited on 12.30.2012 12:12 AM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 12:10 AM PDT

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This is a lot like what happened with me and Connie.


You need to kill "Rick" and throw him to the wolves. Then bang them both at the same time so neither are left out. Solved.

  • 12.30.2012 12:11 AM PDT

Explains to her the situation, and if she doesn't believe you, then walk away. I've had backstabbing "friends" who have talked crap on me to guys I'm seeing and I just tell the guy in advance that I have a psychopath stalker who likes to lie, and that usually prevents problems.

  • 12.30.2012 12:12 AM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Talk to Mary and explain everything. If she trusts you, she'll believe you. Also, cut ties with that Rick -blam!-

  • 12.30.2012 12:13 AM PDT

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Posted by: Teleidoscope
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey

Posted by: Teleidoscope
To make a long story short...

-I wanna bang Mary
-I used to bang Emily
-Rick is dumb and told Mary I am banging Emily


1. Tell Mary Rick is lying about Emily
2. Bang Mary
Right, but what exactly can I say to make her believe me? Rick is practically a con artist and will do anything to get in someone's pants, even if it means screwing over a friend. It's actually pathetic.


Have her ask Emily, or any of your friends. If she doesn't even trust you not to lie to her face like that then you should just move on.

  • 12.30.2012 12:13 AM PDT

Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
Explains to her the situation, and if she doesn't believe you, then walk away. I've had backstabbing "friends" who have talked crap on me to guys I'm seeing and I just tell the guy in advance that I have a psychopath stalker who likes to lie, and that usually prevents problems.
Right. Should I initiate the conversation via text, or call her? And if she doesn't answer, should I then text, or wait?

[Edited on 12.30.2012 12:15 AM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 12:15 AM PDT


Posted by: SubtleSpartan
Punch Rick in the face for starters.


^This. Then tell Mary the story from start to finish, and explain how you like her after giving her some time to acknowledge the misunderstanding that occurred. Plus you prove your Alpha-Status by punching Rick.

  • 12.30.2012 12:16 AM PDT


Posted by: Teleidoscope
Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
Explains to her the situation, and if she doesn't believe you, then walk away. I've had backstabbing "friends" who have talked crap on me to guys I'm seeing and I just tell the guy in advance that I have a psychopath stalker who likes to lie, and that usually prevents problems.
Right. Should I initiate the conversation via text, or call her? And if she doesn't answer, should I then text, or wait?

Don't think about it too much. And don't make it a big deal. I definitely wouldn't do it through texting though. I hate discussing stuff like that over text. Ask her to hang out or get coffee tomorrow or something and tell her then. Or just call her.

  • 12.30.2012 12:17 AM PDT

Posted by: Powershadows

Posted by: SubtleSpartan
Punch Rick in the face for starters.


^This. Then tell Mary the story from start to finish, and explain how you like her after giving her some time to acknowledge the misunderstanding that occurred. Plus you prove your Alpha-Status by punching Rick.
I never see the bastard, but I wish I did. He's done this to me once before, but nothing came out of it for him and it just ended up screwing me over. It came out of nowhere and that's why our friendship crumbled.

  • 12.30.2012 12:18 AM PDT

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Punch everyone.

  • 12.30.2012 12:18 AM PDT

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Posted by: True Underdog
Punch everyone.

You know Underdog your a really respectful guy.

  • 12.30.2012 12:19 AM PDT

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Posted by: True Underdog
Punch everyone.


I like your idea better, OP should go with it.

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  • 12.30.2012 12:19 AM PDT

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  • 12.30.2012 12:21 AM PDT

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  • 12.30.2012 12:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey

Posted by: Teleidoscope
To make a long story short...

-I wanna bang Mary
-I used to bang Emily
-Rick is dumb and told Mary I am banging Emily


1. Tell Mary Rick is lying about Emily
2. Bang Mary

  • 12.30.2012 12:21 AM PDT

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Posted by: True Underdog
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But violence is fun...

  • 12.30.2012 12:23 AM PDT

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But violence is fun...

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  • 12.30.2012 12:24 AM PDT

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