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Subject: Girl Problem - Need Floodian Advice

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Posted by: Baph117

Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey

Posted by: Teleidoscope
To make a long story short...

-I wanna bang Mary
-I used to bang Emily
-Rick is dumb and told Mary I am banging Emily


1. Tell Mary Rick is lying about Emily
2. Bang Mary

QFT

  • 12.30.2012 12:25 AM PDT

Posted by: True Underdog
Punch everyone.
It might just come down to that.

  • 12.30.2012 12:31 AM PDT


Posted by: Teleidoscope
Posted by: True Underdog
Punch everyone.
It might just come down to that.

Just do it anyway for fun. Girls love getting punched.

  • 12.30.2012 12:34 AM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything in the Waypoint forums -50g


Posted by: xl OC Girl lx

Posted by: Teleidoscope
Posted by: True Underdog
Punch everyone.
It might just come down to that.

Just do it anyway for fun. Girls love getting punched.


Do it, only girl on the flood knows things about other girls. Do it

  • 12.30.2012 12:36 AM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

Posted by: xl OC Girl lx

Posted by: Teleidoscope
Posted by: True Underdog
Punch everyone.
It might just come down to that.

Just do it anyway for fun. Girls love getting punched.


Quality girl advice on The Flood up in this AM.

  • 12.30.2012 12:39 AM PDT

Easy, tell the new girl you don't have a girlfriend. But she could help you change that if she wants too.

Don't tell her that dude is lying because you don't know for sure if he even said anything. If she says he did, then say he's lying but don't start talking all that smack about him to her. Guys hating on other guys is a turn off.

Don't let the flood get you all riled up.

  • 12.30.2012 12:41 AM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.

Give everyone condoms.

May not help your problems at all...but hey...at least you're promoting safety!

  • 12.30.2012 12:43 AM PDT

I'll update this tomorrow with the latest. Thank you, Flood, and have a good night. I mean it.

  • 12.30.2012 12:49 AM PDT

Just got home from Mary's house ; )

  • 12.30.2012 11:21 PM PDT


Posted by: Teleidoscope
Just got home from Mary's house ; )

Oh my gosh I have been waiting all day to find out what happened.

Did you punch her?? Did she like it? Hopefully you took my advice.

[Edited on 12.30.2012 11:27 PM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 11:26 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

>No fap on her forehead post yet

  • 12.30.2012 11:26 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: Teh_Zoid
>No fap on her forehead post yet

You got that post almost a meme now.

  • 12.30.2012 11:27 PM PDT

Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
Oh my gosh I have been waiting all day to find out what happened.

Did you punch her?? Did she like it? Hopefully you took my advice.
I punched her, but not with my fist. She liked it. Thank you for the swell advice : )

  • 12.30.2012 11:31 PM PDT


Posted by: Teleidoscope
Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
Oh my gosh I have been waiting all day to find out what happened.

Did you punch her?? Did she like it? Hopefully you took my advice.
I punched her, but not with my fist. She liked it. Thank you for the swell advice : )

Your foot then? A good kick to the face can be just as romantic.

  • 12.30.2012 11:34 PM PDT

Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
Your foot then? A good kick to the face can be just as romantic.
Sure. We'll call it my foot.

  • 12.30.2012 11:35 PM PDT


Posted by: Teleidoscope
Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
Your foot then? A good kick to the face can be just as romantic.
Sure. We'll call it my foot.

Well if you want to get all scientific we can call it the pedis..

  • 12.30.2012 11:39 PM PDT

I'm going to have to suggest sending her/them pictures of your junk. That being said, I haven't read the OP, so I could be off.

  • 12.30.2012 11:42 PM PDT

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

I know, right?
Jay acts like she's better than everyone else simply because she's a chick.
I hope she chokes to death.

We "know how girls are"?

As a girl, I'd probably just appreciate it if you explained to me honestly what was going on and didn't assume I was some shallow drama queen who wouldn't believe an honest story on its merits.

  • 12.30.2012 11:42 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

You say a cheesy catch phrase...you lean in...and pucker your mandibles. When you go for the kiss, you engulf her entire face.

  • 12.30.2012 11:43 PM PDT

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