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Subject: Flood, some brown haired bearded guy ate my pet snake.

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

So there I was sitting on my porch while my snake was snaking around. Then all of a sudden the brown haired bearded guy came out of the grass with a knife and killed/ate my snake. Shortly after he left some MILF in a white combat suit rode up to me on a horse. And she kept telling me to go home. But I didn't want to go home. Once she left these Russians soldiers started patrolling around my house. What the hell is going on here?

[Edited on 12.30.2012 5:10 AM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 5:08 AM PDT
Subject: Flood, some brown haird bearded guy ate my pet snake.

Haird?

  • 12.30.2012 5:09 AM PDT


Posted by: BerzerkCommando
So there I was sitting on my porch


Stopped reading there. Berzerk, how much did you drink?

  • 12.30.2012 5:09 AM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.

Horrible disguise...

  • 12.30.2012 5:10 AM PDT

Sounds like a movie.

  • 12.30.2012 5:10 AM PDT
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  • 12.30.2012 5:11 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Posted by: Ex0 Dante

Posted by: BerzerkCommando
So there I was sitting on my porch


Stopped reading there. Berzerk, how much did you drink?

I didn't drink anything. I did feel something jab into me and now I feel a little woozy.

  • 12.30.2012 5:13 AM PDT