- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
OK, you are walking in a park when you see a jogger stop running and go into a storage shed door. Curious if he is OK, you follow him in. The storage shed turns out to actually be a staircase that spirals down for several hundred feet. You hear talking near the bottom, so you quietly make your way down.
Near the bottom you hear: "The invasion is going well. The humans don't realize that we are in full control. We begin to eliminate them ahead if schedule."
Deciding you have heard and seen enough, you quietly climb the stairs out, and leave the shed.
Now you are standing there, in that park. A decision must be made.