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Subject: What would you do if

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

OK, you are walking in a park when you see a jogger stop running and go into a storage shed door. Curious if he is OK, you follow him in. The storage shed turns out to actually be a staircase that spirals down for several hundred feet. You hear talking near the bottom, so you quietly make your way down.

Near the bottom you hear: "The invasion is going well. The humans don't realize that we are in full control. We begin to eliminate them ahead if schedule."

Deciding you have heard and seen enough, you quietly climb the stairs out, and leave the shed.

Now you are standing there, in that park. A decision must be made.

  • 12.30.2012 8:13 AM PDT

Posted by: TrussingDoor
Posted by: DAS B00T x2
You know what's even worse?

When the boy you like has a girlfriend.
#gheyworldproblems

Go home. I'm obviously drunk.

  • 12.30.2012 8:14 AM PDT
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Flood them with pizza delivery guys.

  • 12.30.2012 8:14 AM PDT

Quickly get the worst quality camera I have and take a picture

[Edited on 12.30.2012 8:15 AM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 8:14 AM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Go back and kill them both.

  • 12.30.2012 8:15 AM PDT

Take matters into my own hands and kil them. If I fail I will make sure beforehand that someone knows.

  • 12.30.2012 8:15 AM PDT

Wake up.

  • 12.30.2012 8:15 AM PDT


Posted by: DAS B00T x2
Go home. I'm obviously drunk.

  • 12.30.2012 8:15 AM PDT

DESTROY US ALL!

  • 12.30.2012 8:15 AM PDT

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."
-Sir Winston Churchill

The Secret Society 95% of activity is me, I could use some help.

Could've sworn this was going to turn into a Portal 2 story.

Anyway... I'd call the police and check, just in case.


  • 12.30.2012 8:15 AM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Go to the police. They're sure to believe me!

  • 12.30.2012 8:16 AM PDT
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"Hey, guys, is this the bathroom?"

  • 12.30.2012 8:17 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
Wake up.


You are awake, an it really happened

  • 12.30.2012 8:22 AM PDT

Rally the flood, forming a militia so mighty the likes of which have never been seen, and meet this invasion head on!

  • 12.30.2012 9:10 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Damn LARPers . . .

And why would the Aliens be speaking English?

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  • 12.30.2012 9:17 AM PDT

Lure a few huge bears into the shed and they curiously make their way down the stairs and then the fun begins.

  • 12.30.2012 9:23 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

I think police would be in order.
And some sort of knock-out gas first so they can't escape.

  • 12.30.2012 9:29 AM PDT

Posted by: A sweet noob
Ah, the internet. Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

I really cant see any solution other then surprise butt smex.

  • 12.30.2012 9:37 AM PDT

Driven by success.
Follow me if you wish:@JamilDeanTriaa

I'd try to tell people such as the police, military, but nobody would believe me.

  • 12.30.2012 9:45 AM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

That shed is a tinderbox and I will burn it to the ground.

[Edited on 12.30.2012 9:47 AM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 9:47 AM PDT