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Subject: Embarrassing injuries.

Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: Le Petit Chien
If you were my son, I'd be proud.
This. I'd take you out for a dinner at your favorite restaurant.


Quoted by a Mod. Call me a suck up, but I feel pretty damn awesome right now.

Went sledding the other day, and whilst trying to impress a solid 8/10, decided to go off a jump. I end up getting dislodged from my sled and landing straight down on my tailbone. I feel like I broke my ass.

What about you Flood? What's your most embarrassing injury?

  • 12.30.2012 10:02 AM PDT

my most embarrassing injury?

How about the time I went blind from reading this terrible post.

  • 12.30.2012 10:04 AM PDT

Though the morrow may be barren of promises, nothing shall forstall my return.

Tip, don't try to impress an 8/10 on a sled. For me I don't know. They all just kind of blend together over time. Although as a small child I did run into the corner of a coffee table.

  • 12.30.2012 10:05 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Broke my middle finger?

  • 12.30.2012 10:05 AM PDT

Running around a corner and stubbing my toe badly on the corner of a wall.

  • 12.30.2012 10:06 AM PDT

My Brahman is ready.

Never had much of an embarrassing injury, but the closest to it was when I got my finger burnt working at Sonics.

We were packed, and one of the guys handed me the spatula to flip the burgers, and some grease got poured onto my fingers by accident.

That was about 3 weeks ago, and it's not fully healed, yet.

  • 12.30.2012 10:07 AM PDT

I cut myself with my knife once (on accident, of course). It was only a small cut on the tip of my finger, but I almost went into shock. It was quite an interesting experience, really. In that way, I found out that I may be anemic.

  • 12.30.2012 10:07 AM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

A few days ago I got up at night to go to the toilet and some how got my sack cought on the mechanism of my reversable belt. It was basically nipped between two plates of metal. If I moved or moved the belt the two plates of metal nipped even more - my eyse were watering at this point.
I had a dilema, to either yank it out on 3 or waddle through to my parents room. Which presented me with a greater dilema - do I wake up my mum or dad to present my sack?
Luckily I managed to ease the two plates of metal apart and I was free, with a little purple and red nip mark to remind me to be more careful when Im hanging free next to the belt mechanism.

  • 12.30.2012 10:19 AM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

I had a spider bite on my dick once, if that counts.

  • 12.30.2012 10:26 AM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs


Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
I had a spider bite on my dick once, if that counts.
Was it a female spider?

  • 12.30.2012 10:27 AM PDT

I am assuming direct control.

I've heard storied from my friends that work in Hospitals that it is pretty common for people to come in with weird things lodged in their ass.

  • 12.30.2012 10:29 AM PDT

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010

Broke me pinky when I was about 10 playing football. Last year, I jammed my wrist from a fall during basketball; year before last, I took a nap under an awning on a windy day at the Drill Meet, and it came loose to give me a nice inch-long scar across my forehead.

The third is the most humiliating of them.

  • 12.30.2012 10:30 AM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: Le Petit Chien
If you were my son, I'd be proud.
This. I'd take you out for a dinner at your favorite restaurant.


Quoted by a Mod. Call me a suck up, but I feel pretty damn awesome right now.


Posted by: Dodge Reborn
my most embarrassing injury?

How about the time I went blind from reading this terrible post.


Idiotic post in an "idiotic" thread?

Way to step it up, bud. Way to step it up.

  • 12.30.2012 4:45 PM PDT