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Subject: Flood Survival Tactics

It is sudden death, you're all on the same team on TF2 when suddenly, a disfigured soldier is in the middle of the spawn room. You also suddenly hear some strange music followed by shotgun cocking noises everytime the disfigured soldier moves. The disfigured soldier stands up and says "I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you." Followed by a creepy smile.

You must survive an hour of Sudden Death with Painis Cupcake, He can ubercharge himself and can never permanently die. He also gets stronger with every fight. He can dismember his hand and use it to kill you. Not to mention he can regenerate. His last ability is to launch shovels out of his mouth accurately. He always aims the shovels to behead his prey. How will the flood survive this?

  • 12.30.2012 3:06 PM PDT

I can pretty much gurantee that at least one of us will make it out of here in one piece

  • 12.30.2012 3:09 PM PDT

Find high ground.

  • 12.30.2012 3:10 PM PDT
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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.

Set up a trap for him, like they do to the bad guys in Scooby Doo, and keep him there until the hour is up.

Case closed.

  • 12.30.2012 3:11 PM PDT

Digging Foxholes by Profession
Accept No Substitutes

I don't know about the rest of the flood, but I come to the revelation that, for some reason, I'm playing TF2.

I swiftly correct this error.

  • 12.30.2012 3:12 PM PDT

We all use medics on each other, never actually killing the guy. Someone will survive, I just know it

  • 12.30.2012 3:12 PM PDT


Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
I don't know about the rest of the flood, but I come to the revelation that, for some reason, I'm playing TF2.

I swiftly correct this error.


AS you attempt to close out TF2.exe, you notice your headphones/speakers make a loud squeaking noise, it bursts your eardrums. The last word you heard was "Gaben"

  • 12.30.2012 3:14 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

There is only ONE option.
Toss it into the sun and laugh

  • 12.30.2012 3:14 PM PDT
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They will NOT survive.

  • 12.30.2012 3:15 PM PDT
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Pull the plug.

  • 12.30.2012 3:16 PM PDT
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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.


Posted by: WhaleFair

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
I don't know about the rest of the flood, but I come to the revelation that, for some reason, I'm playing TF2.

I swiftly correct this error.


AS you attempt to close out TF2.exe, you notice your headphones/speakers make a loud squeaking noise, it bursts your eardrums. The last word you heard was "Gaben"


The Sound Card on my computer doesn't work, seriously. I don't know what the problem is, but I haven't been able to hear footsteps in Counter Strike in months.

Anyways, I exit out of the game and blow my computer up.

  • 12.30.2012 3:17 PM PDT


Posted by: TURTLER9
We all use medics on each other, never actually killing the guy. Someone will survive, I just know it


Painis ubercharges and uses shovels to behead all of the medics "your painis is mine do you not understand

  • 12.30.2012 3:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
I can pretty much gurantee that at least one of us will make it out of here in one piece

Try 10 pieces.

  • 12.30.2012 3:18 PM PDT

Digging Foxholes by Profession
Accept No Substitutes


Posted by: WhaleFair

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
I don't know about the rest of the flood, but I come to the revelation that, for some reason, I'm playing TF2.

I swiftly correct this error.


AS you attempt to close out TF2.exe, you notice your headphones/speakers make a loud squeaking noise, it bursts your eardrums. The last word you heard was "Gaben"


I refuse to entertain your hypothetical situation. Good day, sir.

  • 12.30.2012 3:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: WhaleFair

Posted by: TURTLER9
We all use medics on each other, never actually killing the guy. Someone will survive, I just know it


Painis ubercharges and uses shovels to behead all of the medics "your painis is mine do you not understand

Commence making spy cry.

  • 12.30.2012 3:19 PM PDT
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  • 12.30.2012 3:19 PM PDT

I thought this thread was going to be on how to survive the Cena spam incoming.
OT: Use invisibility, find high ground, etc.

  • 12.30.2012 3:20 PM PDT


Posted by: InClusions

Posted by: WhaleFair

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
I don't know about the rest of the flood, but I come to the revelation that, for some reason, I'm playing TF2.

I swiftly correct this error.


AS you attempt to close out TF2.exe, you notice your headphones/speakers make a loud squeaking noise, it bursts your eardrums. The last word you heard was "Gaben"


The Sound Card on my computer doesn't work, seriously. I don't know what the problem is, but I haven't been able to hear footsteps in Counter Strike in months.

Anyways, I exit out of the game and blow my computer up.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PAINIS HAS BEEN TRAPPED IN THE COMPUTER! BY BLOWING UP YOUR COMPUTER YOU HAVE SET HIM FREE, NOW THERE IS NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY!

  • 12.30.2012 3:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: WhaleFair

Posted by: InClusions

Posted by: WhaleFair

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
I don't know about the rest of the flood, but I come to the revelation that, for some reason, I'm playing TF2.

I swiftly correct this error.


AS you attempt to close out TF2.exe, you notice your headphones/speakers make a loud squeaking noise, it bursts your eardrums. The last word you heard was "Gaben"


The Sound Card on my computer doesn't work, seriously. I don't know what the problem is, but I haven't been able to hear footsteps in Counter Strike in months.

Anyways, I exit out of the game and blow my computer up.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PAINIS HAS BEEN TRAPPED IN THE COMPUTER! BY BLOWING UP YOUR COMPUTER YOU HAVE SET HIM FREE, NOW THERE IS NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY!

At last this freedom is mine. You have no hope, say goodbye to your loved ones.

  • 12.30.2012 3:21 PM PDT
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You will be the first of many.

  • 12.30.2012 3:23 PM PDT


Posted by: tehMoerzzz
I thought this thread was going to be on how to survive the Cena spam incoming.
OT: Use invisibility, find high ground, etc.


You have escaped the clutches of painis cupcake for 50 minutes, he bumps into you by accident and finds you. "I am going to claw my way down your throat and eat your very painis"

  • 12.30.2012 3:26 PM PDT

Rocket Jump to safety.

  • 12.30.2012 3:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: WhaleFair

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
I thought this thread was going to be on how to survive the Cena spam incoming.
OT: Use invisibility, find high ground, etc.


You have escaped the clutches of painis cupcake for 50 minutes, he bumps into you by accident and finds you. "I am going to claw my way down your throat and eat your very painis"

I like you WhaleFair. You die last.

  • 12.30.2012 3:29 PM PDT


Posted by: WhaleFair

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
I thought this thread was going to be on how to survive the Cena spam incoming.
OT: Use invisibility, find high ground, etc.


You have escaped the clutches of painis cupcake for 50 minutes, he bumps into you by accident and finds you. "I am going to claw my way down your throat and eat your very painis"

Run very far away, hijack an icecream truck and drive around the map.

  • 12.30.2012 3:30 PM PDT


Posted by: MasterMar22
Rocket Jump to safety.


Painis launches a shovel at you in the air and beheads you. "If God had wanted you to live then he wouldn't have created ME!"

  • 12.30.2012 3:30 PM PDT

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