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Subject: Things All Men must know

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

For Example, every man has to know how to work a grill.

[Edited on 12.30.2012 4:50 PM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 4:50 PM PDT

Only two shakes or it's playing with yourself.

  • 12.30.2012 4:50 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

You have to have strong hands to choke a woman.

I mean erotically choke a woman. Not like murder.

  • 12.30.2012 4:51 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: M1Silencer
Only two shakes or it's playing with yourself.
Seriously, who invented this rule?!

  • 12.30.2012 4:51 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

You gotta pee in her butt.

  • 12.30.2012 4:52 PM PDT
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Disregard females, Acquire currency.

[Edited on 12.30.2012 4:53 PM PST]

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Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.

Don't be a phony and don't be a pony.

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Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: M1Silencer
Only two shakes or it's playing with yourself.
Seriously, who invented this rule?!

The Ancients

OT: You must always attempt to do something on your own, and if you can't stubbornly try anyways until you get hurt.

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Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


The Black Chapter


Posted by: rat lord09

Posted by: M1Silencer
Only two shakes or it's playing with yourself.
Seriously, who invented this rule?!


Christians

  • 12.30.2012 4:53 PM PDT
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Fapping twice a day keeps the bed bugs away.

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BNet, the only vidya game forum where sigs are pointless.

Never read the instructions manual.

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Don't ask for directions.

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Posted by: NakedSnake3
Fapping twice a day keeps the bed bugs away.

You sir are a wise man

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Posted by: Leafie
Don't be a phony

  • 12.30.2012 4:56 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

It's not the beard on the outside that counts, it's the beard on the inside.

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Posted by: LJ 248

Posted by: NakedSnake3
Fapping twice a day keeps the bed bugs away.

You sir are a wise man
Thank you, mah boy.

  • 12.30.2012 4:57 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken


Posted by: OfTheBloodguard
It's not the beard on the outside that counts, it's the beard on the inside.

Speaking of hair, always trim your bush.

  • 12.30.2012 4:58 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

Change a tire.

  • 12.30.2012 4:58 PM PDT

You gotta learn how to judge things for yourself, and not let these yahoos influence you

  • 12.30.2012 5:04 PM PDT

Lurking since 2009


Posted by: o0 KEV1N 0o
Never read the instructions manual.

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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Robert Duvall sums it up well in Secondhand Lions.

If you haven't seen this movie. You should.

  • 12.30.2012 5:08 PM PDT

BTW Elites rule!

And I am probably just trolling you right now....especially if it is a controversial thread


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Robert Duvall sums it up well in Secondhand Lions.

If you haven't seen this movie. You should.

I don't know why, but I love that movie.

  • 12.30.2012 5:10 PM PDT

Thank your dad for getting you to where you are today, even if you only met him a couple times. Dad-ass-kissing is a central pillar of male culture.

  • 12.30.2012 5:13 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

Never shave your face more than is needed.

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