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If you can run at a decent speed while you're fat and you can knock people / zombies out you're awesome. I mean imagine a awesome skinny guy who's in shape running side by side with a guy who's kinda big and they're just like going army of 2 status against a group of like 10 people while zombies are attacking them too so it's like a giant 1v1v1.
Also why do people always think zombies would come from some evil scientist or some experiment gone wrong? If you knew anything it would actually start in Africa due to rituals trying to resurrect the dead but it goes wrong and if you're bit you wouldn't even turn into one you'd just get sick.
Now tell me flood are you athletic enough to slide over a counter and uppercut someone bigger than you with a baseball bat? Probably not, can you even protect your dog if I gave you a fire axe and wolves were running at you like 1-2 at a time?
Discuss.