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Subject: Pick Up Lines

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lay your best on me, Flood.

Do you have a library card?

Because I'm checking you out.

  • 12.30.2012 6:58 PM PDT

Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the -blam!- cross, and let me be reborn!

-blam!- me if I'm wrong, but we've met before.

  • 12.30.2012 6:59 PM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

ay bbgurl u want sum fuk

  • 12.30.2012 6:59 PM PDT

Wanna play Pearl Harbor?

It's where I lay back and you blow me away!

  • 12.30.2012 6:59 PM PDT

Ima Bee

t shirt

  • 12.30.2012 6:59 PM PDT
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Let's -blam!-.

  • 12.30.2012 7:00 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Roses are red.
I have a gun
Get in the van

  • 12.30.2012 7:00 PM PDT
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Real account.

Join me as we make new friends from different communities!

If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

I'll plant my bomb in your base.

  • 12.30.2012 7:00 PM PDT

The Tech Game

1,000,000+ Members, and still going strong!

Sure, but could we switch positions?

  • 12.30.2012 7:00 PM PDT
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Baby, let's say me and you play Flintstones, and make the bed rock.

  • 12.30.2012 7:01 PM PDT

Wanna bang?

  • 12.30.2012 7:06 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

"I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?"

  • 12.30.2012 7:06 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

Does this rag smell?

  • 12.30.2012 7:07 PM PDT
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http://bungie.me/sig/dot2/DEUCE+MORELLI.png

Have any black in you?

No...

Would you like to?

  • 12.30.2012 7:07 PM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

"Are you a parking ticket?

Because you've got Fine written all over you."

  • 12.30.2012 7:07 PM PDT

You like dinosaurs, I like dinosaurs, (put on t rex head) let's get this rolling!

[Edited on 12.30.2012 7:09 PM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 7:08 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Roses are red.
I have a gun
Get in the van


Erm.....OH! Aint this fun?....

Ah?

  • 12.30.2012 7:09 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

I did have a pick-up line but my jaw dropped it.

  • 12.30.2012 7:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Roses are red.
I have a gun
Get in the van


This is why we need to be able to "like" posts here.

  • 12.30.2012 7:11 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

Are you a Pirate?

Because I want your booty!

  • 12.30.2012 7:24 PM PDT

Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.

  • 12.30.2012 7:32 PM PDT

You must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!

  • 12.30.2012 7:41 PM PDT

You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?

  • 12.30.2012 7:42 PM PDT
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My signature is rather loopy and elegant... I don't see a way to replicate this in text form. Do italics work? Yes, they do


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Roses are red.
I have a gun
Get in the van


Made my -blam!- day.

  • 12.30.2012 7:43 PM PDT

Looking for clan that isn't too serious? Then join the ODST 501st Airborne Battalion. Go to http://www.501st.forumclan.com for more info.

Nice ass.

  • 12.30.2012 7:45 PM PDT

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