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Subject: Pick Up Lines

Baby, before me, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places.

  • 12.30.2012 7:46 PM PDT

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Have Fai7h

My old Halo account: karsttheninja99


Posted by: God Of Men
-blam!- me if I'm wrong, but we've met before.

  • 12.30.2012 7:47 PM PDT

Can I motorboat you right now?

  • 12.30.2012 7:47 PM PDT

I like toast.


Posted by: TedToaster22
Wanna bang?

Always works man.

  • 12.30.2012 7:48 PM PDT

Girl am I IFAPPED117Halo? Cuz if I was I would stand here and fap to you 117 times.

  • 12.30.2012 7:48 PM PDT

Wanna -blam!-? Reply Aladeen or Aladeen.

  • 12.30.2012 7:48 PM PDT

Me, you, sexy now.

  • 12.30.2012 7:49 PM PDT
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Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a woman like you, I'd have 5 cents.

  • 12.30.2012 7:50 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

We'll bang, okay?

  • 12.30.2012 7:57 PM PDT

Hey dream boat!

When the girl turns around say,"Not you shipwreck."

  • 12.30.2012 7:58 PM PDT
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All that is needed for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Daddy's home.

  • 12.30.2012 8:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Masterjohn237
Hey dream boat!

When the girl turns around say,"Not you shipwreck."


Mhm

  • 01.01.2013 6:33 PM PDT

Posted by: FatherlyNick
Im the flood's underground member.

...

Ah, who am i kidding, we are all basement dwellers...

- random Floodian truest words ever

The Library card one is quite possibly I've ever herd

  • 01.01.2013 6:34 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.

You look like my second wife, and I've only been married once.

  • 01.01.2013 6:35 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Roses are red
Grass is green
I want you in my bed
If you know what I mean.

  • 01.01.2013 6:37 PM PDT

Skwid

"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

  • 01.01.2013 6:39 PM PDT

nice dress....it would look good on my bedroom floor

  • 01.01.2013 6:41 PM PDT

Are you a fighter jet?
Because you sure are fly.

[Edited on 01.01.2013 6:52 PM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 6:52 PM PDT

We'll bang okay?

  • 01.01.2013 7:13 PM PDT
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ME: damn girl your soo fine!

Girl: Umm, i got a boyfriend.

Me: I got a goldfish...

Girl: um, what? whats that suppose to mean?

Me: were talking about things that don't even matter.

for reals.. this worked 3 times!!!!!!

  • 01.01.2013 7:14 PM PDT

Did you know you have 206 bones in your body....want to make it 207 ?

  • 01.01.2013 7:16 PM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I want to put my -blam!- in your mouth.

  • 01.01.2013 7:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: UNT0T3N GERMAN
Did you know you have 206 bones in your body....want to make it 207 ?

Yeah I'm curious what you're going to put in her...

  • 01.01.2013 7:21 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

You must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all night.

  • 01.01.2013 7:22 PM PDT

Remember, grammar is the difference between; "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse." And "I helped my uncle jack off a horse."
Hyperlinks, you know you want to click 'em

*Throws a piece of ice on the floor and steps on it*
Now that I've broken the ice, can I have your number?

  • 01.01.2013 7:25 PM PDT

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