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Subject: Pick Up Lines

It must've hurt digging you're way up from hell.

Or was it falling from heaven? What the devil? I appeared to have forgotten it...

;)

[Edited on 01.01.2013 7:49 PM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 7:42 PM PDT

Call me Ares

"Learning is never wrong. Even learning how to kill isn't wrong. Or right. It's just a thing to learn, a thing I can teach you." -Chade
Nothing is true but perception. Everything is permitted but a lie.

The Spartan 1 Project

Hey babe, are you from heaven? Because I've always wanted to bone an angel.

  • 01.01.2013 7:45 PM PDT

People can push you around and make you eat dirt.
But they will eventually run out of dirt.
Right?

Hey random lady in a bar, you're not the type of women I even want to be near because you hang around these sorts of loser places mooching off of guys for free drinks because you use your body to get free -blam!- and when they want sex you get all rejecting. So in essence I want to fuk you really hard without the paying money part.

Am i doing this whole pickup line thing right?

  • 01.01.2013 7:46 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

I've had a 94% success rate with this:

Hey girl, you know what me and a Godzilla movie have in common? I take forever to reach my climax and I leave after I destroy everything.

  • 01.01.2013 7:47 PM PDT

Hey, Why are you so low? Because we could get so high!

  • 01.01.2013 7:49 PM PDT

nothing starts with n.

well bang, ok?

  • 01.01.2013 7:50 PM PDT

Are you a refrigerator? Because I want to shove my meat in your drawers.

  • 01.01.2013 7:50 PM PDT

Check out my youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/ultratog1028

Hello.

  • 01.01.2013 7:51 PM PDT

Is your father in jail?

Because if I were your father, I'd be in jail.

  • 01.01.2013 7:55 PM PDT

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