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Subject: Would you date a -blam!- star?

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Posted by: Not The Joker
Nah, probably not. I have nothing against people who choose to be loose with their sex lives,
They're acting.

  • 12.30.2012 7:15 PM PDT
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So let me put everything together in one package:

1. Has sex with people for a living.
2. Those people more than likely are better at sex than I ever will be.
3. It's highly likely that she has STDs.

No... there is more stuff to say but that's more than enough to refuse.
Seriously, it would be really weird to lay in bed with her and think about her getting her ass drilled by some guy with a huge dick or by several guys. Getting covered in come. No just no. No. NO.

[Edited on 12.30.2012 7:22 PM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 7:15 PM PDT

Yeah. Either Tori Black or Ashlynn Brooke, no doubt.

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Posted by: Not The Joker
Nah, probably not. I have nothing against people who choose to be loose with their sex lives,
They're acting.
I'd question that.

  • 12.30.2012 7:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: D Deity

Posted by: Not The Joker
Nah, probably not. I have nothing against people who choose to be loose with their sex lives,
They're acting.
It's tough to pretend to have a dick in you.

  • 12.30.2012 7:25 PM PDT

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If she was intelligent and not a complete idiot, sure.

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Why So Serious?

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Posted by: D Deity

Posted by: Not The Joker
Nah, probably not. I have nothing against people who choose to be loose with their sex lives,
They're acting.


Uhm. Yes. But the very act of starring in an adult movie implies looseness, no? Am I missing something here?

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  • 12.30.2012 7:29 PM PDT

Hell no.

  • 12.30.2012 7:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Not The Joker

Posted by: D Deity

Posted by: Not The Joker
Nah, probably not. I have nothing against people who choose to be loose with their sex lives,
They're acting.


Uhm. Yes. But the very act of starring in an adult movie implies looseness, no? Am I missing something here?
Some of them only do 2 scenes a month.

Some women who aren't in that line of business, have sex more times than that in a month.

Simply being a -blam!- star doesn't mean that you are doing scenes every day or every week, so for some girls they may be engaging in coitus less times than that hot redhead at that one bar downtown.

  • 12.30.2012 7:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: CrazyT
Wear protection, kids!
yeah, you're gonna need a custom one to cover everything too.

~70% of all XXX stars and starlets have Herpes.

they often spread it to new people in the industry as well.

"don't be a fool, wrap more than just your tool"

  • 12.30.2012 7:33 PM PDT

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Probably not, but I'd definitely befriend a -blam!- star.

That would be pretty cool.

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Posted by: ShotgunTroll

"don't be a fool, wrap more than just your tool"


Am I safe enough, yet?

  • 12.30.2012 7:34 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

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Posted by: Murcielago00

Posted by: ShotgunTroll

"don't be a fool, wrap more than just your tool"


Am I safe enough, yet?

No.

  • 12.30.2012 7:36 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

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Posted by: Murcielago00
Some of them only do 2 scenes a month.

Some women who aren't in that line of business, have sex more times than that in a month.

Simply being a -blam!- star doesn't mean that you are doing scenes every day or every week, so for some girls they may be engaging in coitus less times than that hot redhead at that one bar downtown.


The fact that there are varying degrees of looseness doesn't nullify the fact that they are, in fact, whoring themselves out.

And just in case I didn't use the word 'fact' enough there, let me do it again: fact. Fact fact.

[Edited on 12.30.2012 7:39 PM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 7:36 PM PDT
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Not really. But I would -blam!- one!

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Posted by: Not The Joker

Posted by: Murcielago00
Some of them only do 2 scenes a month.

Some women who aren't in that line of business, have sex more times than that in a month.

Simply being a -blam!- star doesn't mean that you are doing scenes every day or every week, so for some girls they may be engaging in coitus less times than that hot redhead at that one bar downtown.


The fact that there are varying degrees of looseness doesn't nullify the fact that they are, in fact, whoring themselves out.
Well in that case, you are correct.

  • 12.30.2012 7:37 PM PDT

so you want a source?


try this

true story


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Posted by: D Deity

Posted by: Not The Joker
Nah, probably not. I have nothing against people who choose to be loose with their sex lives,
They're acting.
It's tough to pretend to have a dick in you.
moans are fake, sometimes d**s are too(can link some NSFW proof) some times even the "moneyshots" are as well(several recipes for faking that can be found online).

the faster, faster faster they do doesn't really get them off.
many of them aren't really into the rough stuff they show but it pays vastly more than vanilla intercourse.
watch some starlet interviews man. do some research.

they are actresses...just not very good ones.

  • 12.30.2012 7:39 PM PDT

What would she want with me?

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Posted by: Murcielago00

Posted by: Not The Joker

Posted by: D Deity

Posted by: Not The Joker
Nah, probably not. I have nothing against people who choose to be loose with their sex lives,
They're acting.


Uhm. Yes. But the very act of starring in an adult movie implies looseness, no? Am I missing something here?
Some of them only do 2 scenes a month.

Some women who aren't in that line of business, have sex more times than that in a month.

Simply being a -blam!- star doesn't mean that you are doing scenes every day or every week, so for some girls they may be engaging in coitus less times than that hot redhead at that one bar downtown.
So in a year they get it on with 24 people, many of which are probably involved in filming way more often. And that's a minimum of 24 people.

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Posted by: ShotgunTroll

watch some starlet interviews man. do some research.


Do NOT watch these, unless you want to ruin that particular star for you.

Some of them have gone through real traumatic stuff as children and it's just *shudders* it's just hard to fathom.

  • 12.30.2012 7:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Murcielago00

Posted by: ShotgunTroll

watch some starlet interviews man. do some research.


Do NOT watch these, unless you want to ruin that particular star for you.

Some of them have gone through real traumatic stuff as children and it's just *shudders* it's just hard to fathom.


Yeah, when you think about it, a lot of the people who appear in adult films have real problems.

  • 12.30.2012 7:45 PM PDT

If I was single, yeah why not.

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