- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Posted by: jjboy84
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Hi Guys!
Welcome to Charlie Island. I see you set up a little camp here on the wild side of my island. That's cool. Look, I own a casino-resort/brothel just on the other side. If anyone wants to stay, I'll comp you the first night. On the house!
*walks back to resort*
Your resort is also being repossessed, for ah, pirate stuff.
*motions to the armed guards in the towers*
That's what my little friends are for. I pay them top dollar to be the best, and to keep my guests safe. So, please, don't try anything stupid. Like I said, please come on over and enjoy yourselves.