- MyNameIsCharlie
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Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Hi guys.
Look, I sent my guards out last night, they disabled all of your nukes, and other explosives. Now, I am trying to be cool, but you are scaring my guests. I have Hugh Heffner complaining he can hear you shouting from his special room, and you are scaring the bunnies. Snoop Dogg (or Snoop Lion, or whatever he's calling himself) is complaining that you are killing his buzz, and I had to talk him down from coming over here and "busting a cap."
Try to keep it down, and please, no more explosives.
My boat was just stranded on this Island, and I'm a doctor. I'll trade medical supplies, plus my skills as a healer for residence on your part of the island, and information about what is happening here.
Oh, you are looking for work?
I don't need a doctor, I have a few. But the Playboy Bunnies are looking for a new Massage Boy. They are willing to pay $300k for 6 months worth of work. You will be required to massage them after they get out of the shower.
Can I at least trade the medical supplies for food?
Oh, you can keep the supplies, I have plenty. Please stop by any time you wish and try one of our award winning buffets. The breakfast one is quite good.