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Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Hi guys.

Look, I sent my guards out last night, they disabled all of your nukes, and other explosives. Now, I am trying to be cool, but you are scaring my guests. I have Hugh Heffner complaining he can hear you shouting from his special room, and you are scaring the bunnies. Snoop Dogg (or Snoop Lion, or whatever he's calling himself) is complaining that you are killing his buzz, and I had to talk him down from coming over here and "busting a cap."

Try to keep it down, and please, no more explosives.

My boat was just stranded on this Island, and I'm a doctor. I'll trade medical supplies, plus my skills as a healer for residence on your part of the island, and information about what is happening here.

Hm, doctor you say, you sound expensive.
I hope you like being confined a cage.

I cost nothing, as long as you keep me fed.

My expertise will most likely save your lives at one point or another.

  • 12.30.2012 10:09 PM PDT

Do you really want to know?

*The Uruk Captain stands on an unnecessarily large rock and raises his sword and roars.*

*Over the Uruks, you can see are 20 ft tall pikes.*

*2000 Uruks shift to the front lines and they are wielding Crossbows.*

  • 12.30.2012 10:10 PM PDT

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
Posted by: What is thiss
why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Hi guys.

Look, I sent my guards out last night, they disabled all of your nukes, and other explosives. Now, I am trying to be cool, but you are scaring my guests. I have Hugh Heffner complaining he can hear you shouting from his special room, and you are scaring the bunnies. Snoop Dogg (or Snoop Lion, or whatever he's calling himself) is complaining that you are killing his buzz, and I had to talk him down from coming over here and "busting a cap."

Try to keep it down, and please, no more explosives.

My boat was just stranded on this Island, and I'm a doctor. I'll trade medical supplies, plus my skills as a healer for residence on your part of the island, and information about what is happening here.

Hm, doctor you say, you sound expensive.
I hope you like being confined a cage.

I cost nothing, as long as you keep me fed.

My expertise will most likely save your lives at one point or another.

I wasn't planning on paying.
I was thinking more of ransoming/selling into slavery.

  • 12.30.2012 10:10 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Hi guys.

Look, I sent my guards out last night, they disabled all of your nukes, and other explosives. Now, I am trying to be cool, but you are scaring my guests. I have Hugh Heffner complaining he can hear you shouting from his special room, and you are scaring the bunnies. Snoop Dogg (or Snoop Lion, or whatever he's calling himself) is complaining that you are killing his buzz, and I had to talk him down from coming over here and "busting a cap."

Try to keep it down, and please, no more explosives.

My boat was just stranded on this Island, and I'm a doctor. I'll trade medical supplies, plus my skills as a healer for residence on your part of the island, and information about what is happening here.


Oh, you are looking for work?

I don't need a doctor, I have a few. But the Playboy Bunnies are looking for a new Massage Boy. They are willing to pay $300k for 6 months worth of work. You will be required to massage them after they get out of the shower.

Can I at least trade the medical supplies for food?

  • 12.30.2012 10:10 PM PDT

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.”

Hey guys, whats that ov-
*gets sniped*

  • 12.30.2012 10:10 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Hi guys.

Look, I sent my guards out last night, they disabled all of your nukes, and other explosives. Now, I am trying to be cool, but you are scaring my guests. I have Hugh Heffner complaining he can hear you shouting from his special room, and you are scaring the bunnies. Snoop Dogg (or Snoop Lion, or whatever he's calling himself) is complaining that you are killing his buzz, and I had to talk him down from coming over here and "busting a cap."

Try to keep it down, and please, no more explosives.

My boat was just stranded on this Island, and I'm a doctor. I'll trade medical supplies, plus my skills as a healer for residence on your part of the island, and information about what is happening here.

Hm, doctor you say, you sound expensive.
I hope you like being confined a cage.

I cost nothing, as long as you keep me fed.

My expertise will most likely save your lives at one point or another.

I wasn't planning on paying.
I was thinking more of ransoming/selling into slavery.

Well, it's too bad that my syringe filled with air is already in your neck.

  • 12.30.2012 10:11 PM PDT
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*I have a vision.*

Three men coming up the ridge.

One bears the shadow of war

One is blinded with the glare of peace

One is lying in the sand

The three come, and with haste.

  • 12.30.2012 10:11 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Hi guys.

Look, I sent my guards out last night, they disabled all of your nukes, and other explosives. Now, I am trying to be cool, but you are scaring my guests. I have Hugh Heffner complaining he can hear you shouting from his special room, and you are scaring the bunnies. Snoop Dogg (or Snoop Lion, or whatever he's calling himself) is complaining that you are killing his buzz, and I had to talk him down from coming over here and "busting a cap."

Try to keep it down, and please, no more explosives.

My boat was just stranded on this Island, and I'm a doctor. I'll trade medical supplies, plus my skills as a healer for residence on your part of the island, and information about what is happening here.


Oh, you are looking for work?

I don't need a doctor, I have a few. But the Playboy Bunnies are looking for a new Massage Boy. They are willing to pay $300k for 6 months worth of work. You will be required to massage them after they get out of the shower.

Can I at least trade the medical supplies for food?


Oh, you can keep the supplies, I have plenty. Please stop by any time you wish and try one of our award winning buffets. The breakfast one is quite good.

  • 12.30.2012 10:12 PM PDT

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank god that such men lived. ----------- No Bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (both by George S. Patton jr.)


Posted by: I IRONMAN I
*The Uruk Captain stands on an unnecessarily large rock and raises his sword and roars.*

*Over the Uruks, you can see are 20 ft tall pikes.*

*2000 Uruks shift to the front lines and they are wielding Crossbows.*

This is it dragon riders we now stand to defend this island.
The pirate hasn't helped us, nor the resort!
If we lose this, then this island is lost!

  • 12.30.2012 10:12 PM PDT

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
Posted by: What is thiss
why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.


Posted by: I IRONMAN I
*The Uruk Captain stands on an unnecessarily large rock and raises his sword and roars.*

*Over the Uruks, you can see are 20 ft tall pikes.*

*2000 Uruks shift to the front lines and they are wielding Crossbows.*

Your Uruks are no match for my legion of coked up tigers.

  • 12.30.2012 10:12 PM PDT

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.”


Posted by: elites rock
Hey guys, whats that ov-
*gets sniped*

  • 12.30.2012 10:13 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

But I must ask if anyone is looking to be the Playboy Bunny Massage Boy. They are really quite desperate for their massages. Is anyone else here willing to massage Playboy Bunnies for a lot of money?

  • 12.30.2012 10:13 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

*The greatest Swordsman Unsheathes his sword. I'm coming fellow
men.*

  • 12.30.2012 10:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
But I must ask if anyone is looking to be the Playboy Bunny Massage Boy. They are really quite desperate for their massages. Is anyone else here willing to massage Playboy Bunnies for a lot of money?

What part do I massage?

  • 12.30.2012 10:14 PM PDT

Do you really want to know?

*Hundreds of Uruks line up the front and lower their pikes.*

  • 12.30.2012 10:14 PM PDT
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*I load the Soothcannon*

  • 12.30.2012 10:15 PM PDT

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
Posted by: What is thiss
why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
But I must ask if anyone is looking to be the Playboy Bunny Massage Boy. They are really quite desperate for their massages. Is anyone else here willing to massage Playboy Bunnies for a lot of money?

No, but I am willing to kidnap them.

No, but seriously, I am kidnapping them.

  • 12.30.2012 10:15 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

Well, I guess I'm on my own.

*Builds shack out of jungle wood and leaves.*

My offer stands for anyone who needs medical supplies or a doctor.

  • 12.30.2012 10:15 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

*MEN ARE YOU READY. Raises Black Blade.*

  • 12.30.2012 10:16 PM PDT

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank god that such men lived. ----------- No Bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (both by George S. Patton jr.)


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
But I must ask if anyone is looking to be the Playboy Bunny Massage Boy. They are really quite desperate for their massages. Is anyone else here willing to massage Playboy Bunnies for a lot of money?

I would do it...
But only for the money!
And only after I save you from the Urak Hai

  • 12.30.2012 10:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, I guess I'm on my own.

*Builds shack out of jungle wood and leaves.*

My offer stands for anyone who needs medical supplies or a doctor.

"You! Come in here!"

*I wave you into my shack*

  • 12.30.2012 10:17 PM PDT

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
Posted by: What is thiss
why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.


Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, I guess I'm on my own.

*Builds shack out of jungle wood and leaves.*

My offer stands for anyone who needs medical supplies or a doctor.

Hmm, my crew needs a pegboy, and you seem perfect for the role.
How about it?

  • 12.30.2012 10:17 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
But I must ask if anyone is looking to be the Playboy Bunny Massage Boy. They are really quite desperate for their massages. Is anyone else here willing to massage Playboy Bunnies for a lot of money?

What part do I massage?
Whatever they ask you to. You would be at their beck and call. They told me that they are used to being massaged right after they shower. There are 6 bunnies, and it will be a lot of work.

Look, if no one here can do it, or is willing to, then I must call the mainland.

  • 12.30.2012 10:17 PM PDT

I want to be the dark, mysterious stranger.

[Edited on 12.30.2012 10:22 PM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 10:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
But I must ask if anyone is looking to be the Playboy Bunny Massage Boy. They are really quite desperate for their massages. Is anyone else here willing to massage Playboy Bunnies for a lot of money?

What part do I massage?
Whatever they ask you to. You would be at their beck and call. They told me that they are used to being massaged right after they shower. There are 6 bunnies, and it will be a lot of work.

Look, if no one here can do it, or is willing to, then I must call the mainland.

No thanks, then. I don't do anything but feet.

  • 12.30.2012 10:18 PM PDT