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Subject: We are all now on an island. [We have begun- never too late to join]

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank god that such men lived. ----------- No Bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (both by George S. Patton jr.)


Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, I guess I'm on my own.

*Builds shack out of jungle wood and leaves.*

My offer stands for anyone who needs medical supplies or a doctor.

Can't you feel it? There is a battle between good and evil about to happen!
We will need you to attend to our wounded.
Oh yeah how good are you at attending to dragons?

  • 12.30.2012 10:18 PM PDT

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Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, I guess I'm on my own.

*Builds shack out of jungle wood and leaves.*

My offer stands for anyone who needs medical supplies or a doctor.

Hmm, my crew needs a pegboy, and you seem perfect for the role.
How about it?

Pirates I give you one last chance to help are armies.
*Points Black Blade at the water.*

  • 12.30.2012 10:18 PM PDT

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
Posted by: What is thiss
why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.


Posted by: overlordofkill
I want to be the dark, mysterious mercernary.

Oh, so grimdark.
Now, an important question, how rich is your family and how much do they love you?

  • 12.30.2012 10:19 PM PDT
Subject: We are all now on an island.
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I'll be a male prostitute. A high end one too.

  • 12.30.2012 10:19 PM PDT
Subject: We are all now on an island. [We have begun- never too late to join]

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
Posted by: What is thiss
why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.


Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, I guess I'm on my own.

*Builds shack out of jungle wood and leaves.*

My offer stands for anyone who needs medical supplies or a doctor.

Hmm, my crew needs a pegboy, and you seem perfect for the role.
How about it?

Pirates I give you one last chance to help are armies.
*Points Black Blade at the water.*

Help?
Hahaha, -blam!- that, I am gonna go back to looting your town.

  • 12.30.2012 10:19 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, I guess I'm on my own.

*Builds shack out of jungle wood and leaves.*

My offer stands for anyone who needs medical supplies or a doctor.

Hmm, my crew needs a pegboy, and you seem perfect for the role.
How about it?

You already have Shiska for that.


Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You! Come in here!"

*I wave you into my shack*


Yes?

  • 12.30.2012 10:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Yes?

I need an assistant. Put this on.

*I hand you a watch*

  • 12.30.2012 10:20 PM PDT

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank god that such men lived. ----------- No Bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (both by George S. Patton jr.)

but treacherous pirate there won't be anything to loot when the Urak-Hai come and kill us all!

  • 12.30.2012 10:20 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Um, Have you guys seen about 15,000 men dressed like trolls and such? the band, GWAR was supposed to be filming a rock music video at the resort, and we can't seem to locate the extras.

  • 12.30.2012 10:21 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Yes?

I need an assistant. Put this on.

*I hand you a watch*

What is this? A watch? Well, thank you!

  • 12.30.2012 10:21 PM PDT

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
Posted by: What is thiss
why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.


Posted by: crazypandarmada
but treacherous pirate there won't be anything to loot when the Urak-Hai come and kill us all!

Well, why worry about that when I could be looting and kidnapping.
Hell, might even get a bit of drug trafficking done before that becomes a problem.

  • 12.30.2012 10:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Yes?

I need an assistant. Put this on.

*I hand you a watch*

What is this? A watch? Well, thank you!

*the watch locks onto your wrist, and you can't take it off*

"Okay, good. Now go do doctor things."

[Edited on 12.30.2012 10:22 PM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 10:22 PM PDT

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank god that such men lived. ----------- No Bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (both by George S. Patton jr.)


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Um, Have you guys seen about 15,000 men dressed like trolls and such? the band, GWAR was supposed to be filming a rock music video at the resort, and we can't seem to locate the extras.

Those are no trolls Charlie. Those are blood thirsty monsters who want nothing more than to put our heads on a spear!

  • 12.30.2012 10:22 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: crazypandarmada

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Um, Have you guys seen about 15,000 men dressed like trolls and such? the band, GWAR was supposed to be filming a rock music video at the resort, and we can't seem to locate the extras.

Those are no trolls Charlie. Those are blood thirsty monsters who want nothing more than to put our heads on a spear!
Yeah, I guess that's them. Sir, "Oderous" of GWAR gave them that "Bath Salts" drug to work them up for the video.

Do you know where we can find them?

  • 12.30.2012 10:23 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Yes?

I need an assistant. Put this on.

*I hand you a watch*

What is this? A watch? Well, thank you!

*the watch locks onto your wrist, and you can't take it off*

"Okay, good. Now go do doctor things."

What sort of watch is this? How does it stick to me?

  • 12.30.2012 10:24 PM PDT

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
Posted by: What is thiss
why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: crazypandarmada

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Um, Have you guys seen about 15,000 men dressed like trolls and such? the band, GWAR was supposed to be filming a rock music video at the resort, and we can't seem to locate the extras.

Those are no trolls Charlie. Those are blood thirsty monsters who want nothing more than to put our heads on a spear!
Yeah, I guess that's them. Sir, "Oderous" of GWAR gave them that "Bath Salts" drug to work them up for the video.

Do you know where we can find them?

More important question, why have I not been payed for those bath salts yet.

  • 12.30.2012 10:24 PM PDT

Do you really want to know?

*The Uruks charge forward.*

*They break down the walls made of sticks and gate made of scrap metal relatively easily.*

*They starts slaughtering people along with using their catapults and ballistas.*

  • 12.30.2012 10:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: darthnilhilus97
What sort of watch is this? How does it stick to me?

*suddenly, my eyes open wide*

THE LYING MAN STANDS
THE BLINDED MAN FIGHTS
THE DARK MAN DIES

  • 12.30.2012 10:26 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: crazypandarmada

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Um, Have you guys seen about 15,000 men dressed like trolls and such? the band, GWAR was supposed to be filming a rock music video at the resort, and we can't seem to locate the extras.

Those are no trolls Charlie. Those are blood thirsty monsters who want nothing more than to put our heads on a spear!
Yeah, I guess that's them. Sir, "Oderous" of GWAR gave them that "Bath Salts" drug to work them up for the video.

Do you know where we can find them?

More important question, why have I not been payed for those bath salts yet.
He told me that he would pay you as soon as the video was done being shot. Where are his actors?

  • 12.30.2012 10:26 PM PDT

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank god that such men lived. ----------- No Bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (both by George S. Patton jr.)


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: crazypandarmada

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Um, Have you guys seen about 15,000 men dressed like trolls and such? the band, GWAR was supposed to be filming a rock music video at the resort, and we can't seem to locate the extras.

Those are no trolls Charlie. Those are blood thirsty monsters who want nothing more than to put our heads on a spear!
Yeah, I guess that's them. Sir, "Oderous" of GWAR gave them that "Bath Salts" drug to work them up for the video.

Do you know where we can find them?

Well ok but you need to reign them in better!
And about that job...

  • 12.30.2012 10:27 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, I guess I'm on my own.

*Builds shack out of jungle wood and leaves.*

My offer stands for anyone who needs medical supplies or a doctor.

Hmm, my crew needs a pegboy, and you seem perfect for the role.
How about it?

Pirates I give you one last chance to help are armies.
*Points Black Blade at the water.*

Help?
Hahaha, -blam!- that, I am gonna go back to looting your town.

*Slashes blade at water blowing up the filthy pirate ship.*

  • 12.30.2012 10:28 PM PDT

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank god that such men lived. ----------- No Bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (both by George S. Patton jr.)


Posted by: crazypandarmada

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: crazypandarmada

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Um, Have you guys seen about 15,000 men dressed like trolls and such? the band, GWAR was supposed to be filming a rock music video at the resort, and we can't seem to locate the extras.

Those are no trolls Charlie. Those are blood thirsty monsters who want nothing more than to put our heads on a spear!
Yeah, I guess that's them. Sir, "Oderous" of GWAR gave them that "Bath Salts" drug to work them up for the video.

Do you know where we can find them?

Well ok but you need to reign them in better!
And about that job...

Wait oh god!!!
Are we disposable props?!

  • 12.30.2012 10:28 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Posted by: darthnilhilus97
What sort of watch is this? How does it stick to me?

*suddenly, my eyes open wide*

THE LYING MAN STANDS
THE BLINDED MAN FIGHTS
THE DARK MAN DIES

You know what, this is stupid.

*Takes out scalpel and removes arm.*

*Takes out a bionic one and slips it on.*

Maybe I should have mentioned that the medical supplies I have are rather advanced.

*Goes back to home shed.*

  • 12.30.2012 10:29 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: crazypandarmada

Wait oh god!!!
Are we disposable props?!


By no means!

You guys get to party at my resort, on GWAR's tab for a whole month. We were told to deny you nothing.

  • 12.30.2012 10:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Posted by: darthnilhilus97
What sort of watch is this? How does it stick to me?

*suddenly, my eyes open wide*

THE LYING MAN STANDS
THE BLINDED MAN FIGHTS
THE DARK MAN DIES

You know what, this is stupid.

*Takes out scalpel and removes arm.*

*Takes out a bionic one and slips it on.*

Maybe I should have mentioned that the medical supplies I have are rather advanced.

*Goes back to home shed.*

*I smile*

"Boxer! Attack!"

*A tiger bursts through the shack floor and starts following the doctor.*

  • 12.30.2012 10:30 PM PDT