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Subject: We are all now on an island. [We have begun- never too late to join]

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
Posted by: What is thiss
why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.


Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: jjboy84

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Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
Well, I guess I'm on my own.

*Builds shack out of jungle wood and leaves.*

My offer stands for anyone who needs medical supplies or a doctor.

Hmm, my crew needs a pegboy, and you seem perfect for the role.
How about it?

Pirates I give you one last chance to help are armies.
*Points Black Blade at the water.*

Help?
Hahaha, -blam!- that, I am gonna go back to looting your town.

*Slashes blade at water blowing up the filthy pirate ship.*

Destroying one of my ships is no way to treat the man who has all of your food.

  • 12.30.2012 10:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Posted by: darthnilhilus97
What sort of watch is this? How does it stick to me?

*suddenly, my eyes open wide*

THE LYING MAN STANDS
THE BLINDED MAN FIGHTS
THE DARK MAN DIES

You know what, this is stupid.

*Takes out scalpel and removes arm.*

*Takes out a bionic one and slips it on.*

Maybe I should have mentioned that the medical supplies I have are rather advanced.

*Goes back to home shed.*

*I smile*

"Boxer! Attack!"

*A tiger bursts through the shack floor and starts following the doctor.*

  • 12.30.2012 10:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: jjboy84
Destroying one of my ships is no way to treat the man who has all of your food.

Like I care about our food we can regrow it. *Slashes at another
2 ships.*

  • 12.30.2012 10:31 PM PDT

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank god that such men lived. ----------- No Bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (both by George S. Patton jr.)


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Wait oh god!!!
Are we disposable props?!


By no means!

You guys get to party at my resort, on GWAR's tab for a whole month. We were told to deny you nothing.

Well if that is the case...
I will take a nap in one of the suites.

  • 12.30.2012 10:32 PM PDT

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
Posted by: What is thiss
why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.


Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: jjboy84
Destroying one of my ships is no way to treat the man who has all of your food.

Like I care about our food we can regrow it. *Slashes at another
2 ships.*

Not if I start burning your fields.
Wait, I already did that.

Oh well.

  • 12.30.2012 10:32 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Posted by: darthnilhilus97
What sort of watch is this? How does it stick to me?

*suddenly, my eyes open wide*

THE LYING MAN STANDS
THE BLINDED MAN FIGHTS
THE DARK MAN DIES

You know what, this is stupid.

*Takes out scalpel and removes arm.*

*Takes out a bionic one and slips it on.*

Maybe I should have mentioned that the medical supplies I have are rather advanced.

*Goes back to home shed.*

*I smile*

"Boxer! Attack!"

*A tiger bursts through the shack floor and starts following the doctor.*

*Pulls out tranquilizer dart from medical satchel.*

*Fires into Boxer's neck. Boxer is knocked out.*

I swear, the nerve of some people...

* Continues walking to shack.*

  • 12.30.2012 10:32 PM PDT

Do you really want to know?

*Pikemen slaughter the coked up tigers.*

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I'm going to start a group of zealous warriors. Guardians of our deity, the almighty Blue Flag! Bask in its glory!

Oh Flag, we will make you proud. We will vanquish our Red foes, as we strive for salvation!

  • 12.30.2012 10:33 PM PDT

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Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.


Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: jjboy84
Destroying one of my ships is no way to treat the man who has all of your food.

Like I care about our food we can regrow it. *Slashes at another
2 ships.*

Not if I start burning your fields.
Wait, I already did that.

Oh well.

Fine Pirate do I have to wipe out your army
for you to see your wrongs?

[Edited on 12.30.2012 10:34 PM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 10:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: darthnilhilus97
*Pulls out tranquilizer dart from medical satchel.*

*Fires into Boxer's neck. Boxer is knocked out.*

I swear, the nerve of some people...

* Continues walking to shack.*

*Boxer has been injected with hormonic and steriotic chemicals, and so continues to follow the doctor*

  • 12.30.2012 10:33 PM PDT

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
Posted by: What is thiss
why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.


Posted by: LoneWolf4Life
I'm going to start a group of zealous warriors. Guardians of our deity, the almighty Blue Flag! Bask in its glory!

Oh Flag, we will make you proud. We will vanquish our Red foes, as we strive for salvation!

So, just as a question, how much is that blue flag worth to you?
As in, how much money are you willing to pay if say, some group of pirates stole it and ransomed it off?

  • 12.30.2012 10:34 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Posted by: darthnilhilus97
*Pulls out tranquilizer dart from medical satchel.*

*Fires into Boxer's neck. Boxer is knocked out.*

I swear, the nerve of some people...

* Continues walking to shack.*

*Boxer has been injected with hormonic and steriotic chemicals, and so continues to follow the doctor*

*Sees Boxer is still following.*

Ah come here, kitty, kitty.

*Pets Boxer, and while doing so, produces a scalpel, and slits the jugular vein open.*

It doesn't matter how many drugs are in its blood, if it has no blood to begin with.

[Edited on 12.30.2012 10:37 PM PST]

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*feels an inbalance in the animal world*

Boxer.

*I pass out*

  • 12.30.2012 10:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: LoneWolf4Life
I'm going to start a group of zealous warriors. Guardians of our deity, the almighty Blue Flag! Bask in its glory!

Oh Flag, we will make you proud. We will vanquish our Red foes, as we strive for salvation!

So, just as a question, how much is that blue flag worth to you?
As in, how much money are you willing to pay if say, some group of pirates stole it and ransomed it off?

It is our deity! We will find salvation in its flapiness! We would dare not go as low as purchasing our beloved flag back! We would muster all we have to get it back, whether stolen from Red or pirate! We devote our lives to the worship and protection of the flag, whilst we smite the Red's! It is a great challenge to capture it from us!

[Edited on 12.30.2012 10:42 PM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 10:39 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Umm...errr...Gentlemen?

I have a problem, I was hoping you could help. It seems that Mr. Snoop Lion has misplaced his pet tiger, Dre. The beast is quite well behaved, and is rather fond of snuggling.

Has any of you seen a tiger walking along? Mr Lion is very adamant that we find it.

  • 12.30.2012 10:39 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Umm...errr...Gentlemen?

I have a problem, I was hoping you could help. It seems that Mr. Snoop Lion has misplaced his pet tiger, Dre. The beast is quite well behaved, and is rather fond of snuggling.

Has any of you seen a tiger walking along? Mr Lion is very adamant that we find it.

I found a tiger, but it may not be alive for much longer, blood loss and all.

  • 12.30.2012 10:41 PM PDT

So we have a doctor, I think we need a nurse too.

<----

(I'm somewhat qualified btw, I'm a nursing student)

[Edited on 12.30.2012 10:45 PM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 10:44 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Umm...errr...Gentlemen?

I have a problem, I was hoping you could help. It seems that Mr. Snoop Lion has misplaced his pet tiger, Dre. The beast is quite well behaved, and is rather fond of snuggling.

Has any of you seen a tiger walking along? Mr Lion is very adamant that we find it.

I found a tiger, but it may not be alive for much longer, blood loss and all.
Oh my, that's him.

*motions to a nearby veterinarian*

Please do what you can to save this poor animal's life.

Now, I have to let you know that Mr Snoop Lion will be quite upset and will likely hunt whoever did this. You should do what you can to leave the island if it was you.

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*I wake up, grab my SMG, and run after the doctor*

He will pay for killing my tiger, Boxer!

[Edited on 12.30.2012 10:46 PM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 10:45 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: Holden Caulfield
*I wake up, grab my SMG, and run after the doctor*

He will pay for killing my tiger, Boxer!

*Uses force choke.*

You thought I was just a doctor?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I am a sith lord!

*Cue music*

  • 12.30.2012 10:53 PM PDT
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Well, never too late to join!

Can I be the half crazed former soldier that used to do mercenary work? Yes? Ok!

  • 12.30.2012 10:57 PM PDT
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*I block the choke with my Sooth powers.*

*I begin to beat him to death with the SMG*

"WHATCHU GONNA DO?????"

  • 12.30.2012 10:58 PM PDT

What? People read these?

I arrive on a small raft, hungry and thirsty.

H-help me...

  • 12.30.2012 10:58 PM PDT
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I have been on this island for twenty long years. I live in a cave on the southwest side of the island.

  • 12.30.2012 10:58 PM PDT

Sorry, I fell into a bear trap. I'll go get some coconuts.

  • 12.30.2012 10:59 PM PDT