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Subject: We are all now on an island. [We have begun- never too late to join]
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Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: Holden Caulfield
*I wake up, grab my SMG, and run after the doctor*

He will pay for killing my tiger, Boxer!

*Uses force choke.*

You thought I was just a doctor?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I am a sith lord!

*Cue music*


Eh? What's going on here, see?

  • 12.30.2012 11:00 PM PDT

*Pulls Coconuts off trees*
Can anyone hand me a knife?

  • 12.30.2012 11:01 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: Holden Caulfield
*I block the choke with my Sooth powers.*

*I begin to beat him to death with the SMG*

"WHATCHU GONNA DO?????"

Watch you bleed, with an open jugular.

*reaches around neck and stabs with a scalpel.*

  • 12.30.2012 11:01 PM PDT

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I shall destroy you all with this coconut, fear me!

  • 12.30.2012 11:03 PM PDT

Fine, I'll get one myself.
*Grabs knife*
*slices coconuts*
K GAIZ COCONUTS R READY

  • 12.30.2012 11:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: tehMoerzzz
*Pulls Coconuts off trees*
Can anyone hand me a knife?

Here, take this shovel. Careful, it might AAAAGH IT IS ON FIRE!
*shovel stops flaming*
It has a tendency to do that. Just be careful.

  • 12.30.2012 11:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: Holden Caulfield
*I block the choke with my Sooth powers.*

*I begin to beat him to death with the SMG*

"WHATCHU GONNA DO?????"

Watch you bleed, with an open jugular.

*reaches around neck and stabs with a scalpel.*

hax

  • 12.30.2012 11:04 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Oh, I have good news and bad.

The good news is that Dre the Tiger will make a full recovery. He lived, and is being cuddled with by the Playboy Bunnies. The bad is that Snoop Lion is now dressed in camouflage, with a Barret .50 caliber rifle hunting the person or persons who did that to his prized pet. I was to give you this warning, and then leave so he could...ahem..."bust a cap in your asses."

Good day.

  • 12.30.2012 11:05 PM PDT

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Posted by: tehMoerzzz
Fine, I'll get one myself.
*Grabs knife*
*slices coconuts*
K GAIZ COCONUTS R READY
-bashes you over the head with my coconut and steals the one you cut open and im now looking for someone else to hit while eating a coconut-

  • 12.30.2012 11:06 PM PDT


Posted by: Painis Cupcake

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
*Pulls Coconuts off trees*
Can anyone hand me a knife?

Here, take this shovel. Careful, it might AAAAGH IT IS ON FIRE!
*shovel stops flaming*
It has a tendency to do that. Just be careful.

Okay, This should make the coconuts softer.
*gently waves fire above coconuts*
NOW THE COCONUTS ARE DAMN READY EAT THEM BEFORE I DO

  • 12.30.2012 11:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Oh, I have good news and bad.

The good news is that Dre the Tiger will make a full recovery. He lived, and is being cuddled with by the Playboy Bunnies. The bad is that Snoop Lion is now dressed in camouflage, with a Barret .50 caliber rifle hunting the person or persons who did that to his prized pet. I was to give you this warning, and then leave so he could...ahem..."bust a cap in your asses."

Good day.

Darn, I'm not wearing ass armor. Well, at least I have my helmet.

  • 12.30.2012 11:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Oh, I have good news and bad.

The good news is that Dre the Tiger will make a full recovery. He lived, and is being cuddled with by the Playboy Bunnies. The bad is that Snoop Lion is now dressed in camouflage, with a Barret .50 caliber rifle hunting the person or persons who did that to his prized pet. I was to give you this warning, and then leave so he could...ahem..."bust a cap in your asses."

Good day.

*I approach his his house*

"That wasn't your tiger, it was mine! His name is Boxer!"

  • 12.30.2012 11:06 PM PDT


Posted by: Steveokiller

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
Fine, I'll get one myself.
*Grabs knife*
*slices coconuts*
K GAIZ COCONUTS R READY
-bashes you over the head with my coconut and steals the one you cut open and im now looking for someone else to hit while eating a coconut-

*throws shovel engulfed in flames at you*

  • 12.30.2012 11:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: tehMoerzzz

Posted by: Painis Cupcake

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
*Pulls Coconuts off trees*
Can anyone hand me a knife?

Here, take this shovel. Careful, it might AAAAGH IT IS ON FIRE!
*shovel stops flaming*
It has a tendency to do that. Just be careful.

Okay, This should make the coconuts softer.
*gently waves fire above coconuts*
NOW THE COCONUTS ARE DAMN READY EAT THEM BEFORE I DO

I'm not hungry. And gimme back that shovel.
*grabs*
Due to this shovel being spontaneously combusting, my hand is a solid mass of scar tissue. It hardly even hurts anymore.

  • 12.30.2012 11:08 PM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.

Well this thread went places. But like all island civilizations we must have an age dedicated to immense orgies. This age should begin now.

  • 12.30.2012 11:09 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Oh, I have good news and bad.

The good news is that Dre the Tiger will make a full recovery. He lived, and is being cuddled with by the Playboy Bunnies. The bad is that Snoop Lion is now dressed in camouflage, with a Barret .50 caliber rifle hunting the person or persons who did that to his prized pet. I was to give you this warning, and then leave so he could...ahem..."bust a cap in your asses."

Good day.

*Takes scalpel out of Holden Caulfield's neck.*

Throws it on ground, and takes out lightsaber.*

You'll tell Snoop Lions that is he even tries to mess with me, a sith lord doctor, he will die horribly.

  • 12.30.2012 11:09 PM PDT

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Posted by: tehMoerzzz

Posted by: Steveokiller

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
Fine, I'll get one myself.
*Grabs knife*
*slices coconuts*
K GAIZ COCONUTS R READY
-bashes you over the head with my coconut and steals the one you cut open and im now looking for someone else to hit while eating a coconut-

*throws shovel engulfed in flames at you*
-grabs the shovel and whacks you with it- YES i now have a hairy nut and a flaming shovel to destroy everyone with.

  • 12.30.2012 11:09 PM PDT

If anyone would like Cheerios, find me some ingredients, I can make them soggy and you can do erm.... whatever you want with them.

  • 12.30.2012 11:10 PM PDT


Posted by: Steveokiller

Posted by: tehMoerzzz

Posted by: Steveokiller

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
Fine, I'll get one myself.
*Grabs knife*
*slices coconuts*
K GAIZ COCONUTS R READY
-bashes you over the head with my coconut and steals the one you cut open and im now looking for someone else to hit while eating a coconut-

*throws shovel engulfed in flames at you*
-grabs the shovel and whacks you with it- YES i now have a hairy nut and a flaming shovel to destroy everyone with.

Pisses on the shovel and coconut

  • 12.30.2012 11:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Steveokiller

Posted by: tehMoerzzz

Posted by: Steveokiller

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
Fine, I'll get one myself.
*Grabs knife*
*slices coconuts*
K GAIZ COCONUTS R READY
-bashes you over the head with my coconut and steals the one you cut open and im now looking for someone else to hit while eating a coconut-

*throws shovel engulfed in flames at you*
-grabs the shovel and whacks you with it- YES i now have a hairy nut and a flaming shovel to destroy everyone with.

You do know the *entire* shovel is on fire, right? Not just the digging part?

  • 12.30.2012 11:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: tehMoerzzz

Posted by: Steveokiller

Posted by: tehMoerzzz

Posted by: Steveokiller

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
Fine, I'll get one myself.
*Grabs knife*
*slices coconuts*
K GAIZ COCONUTS R READY
-bashes you over the head with my coconut and steals the one you cut open and im now looking for someone else to hit while eating a coconut-

*throws shovel engulfed in flames at you*
-grabs the shovel and whacks you with it- YES i now have a hairy nut and a flaming shovel to destroy everyone with.

Pisses on the shovel and coconut

Give me that shovel.
*takes*

  • 12.30.2012 11:12 PM PDT

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Posted by: tehMoerzzz

Posted by: Steveokiller

Posted by: tehMoerzzz

Posted by: Steveokiller

Posted by: tehMoerzzz
Fine, I'll get one myself.
*Grabs knife*
*slices coconuts*
K GAIZ COCONUTS R READY
-bashes you over the head with my coconut and steals the one you cut open and im now looking for someone else to hit while eating a coconut-

*throws shovel engulfed in flames at you*
-grabs the shovel and whacks you with it- YES i now have a hairy nut and a flaming shovel to destroy everyone with.

Pisses on the shovel and coconut
Aww now i have a soggy hairy nut and a wet flaming shovel i can make this work to destroy this island.

  • 12.30.2012 11:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Steveokiller
I have the shovel. It is in my hand.

  • 12.30.2012 11:15 PM PDT



Posted by: ifarted69
Fine, I'll get one myself.
*Grabs knife*
*slices coconuts*
K GAIZ COCONUTS R READY[/quote]-bashes you over the head with my coconut and steals the one you cut open and im now looking for someone else to hit while eating a coconut-
*throws shovel engulfed in flames at you*[/quote]-grabs the shovel and whacks you with it- YES i now have a hairy nut and a flaming shovel to destroy everyone with.
Pisses on the shovel and coconut[/quote]Aww now i have a soggy hairy nut and a wet flaming shovel i can make this work to destroy this island.

The cheerios thread will find you, and it WILL kill you.

[Edited on 12.30.2012 11:16 PM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 11:15 PM PDT

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Posted by: Painis Cupcake
Posted by: Steveokiller
I have the shovel. It is in my hand.
Then what the hell am i holding -looks- Well this snake doesnt look to happy -throws it at you and runs away-

[Edited on 12.30.2012 11:19 PM PST]

  • 12.30.2012 11:17 PM PDT