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The Spartan Special Ops - Now with more LOLgasms!
Posted by: EnragedElite67
"The problem with quotes on the internet is 95% are made up." - Socrates
Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
I've always wondered how he scratches the boys. I know he itches down there. Every guy does. What does he do when the need strikes?
Nanobots.
Eggheads:
Welcome General.
Well, you see, we invented a multi-billion dollar device that will make the lives of our soldiers, both Male and Female, much easier. It will ease the load, and provide some comfort and relaxation.
General:
I'm Listening
Eggheads:
See General, we invented Nanobots that go into the crotch of power armor specifically designed to scratch the gentiles. Either to relieve an itch, or provide some more basic pleasure. We call it the Crotch-o-matic.
General:
............BRILLIANT!