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is now married to the main character of the last film you saw, and they are both smothered in the last food you ate.

ITT: We discuss why they got married and why they are covered in foot.

Batman is married to Jason Brody and they are both smothered in pringles. Why? You can't answer that. Get over it, n00b.

Picture them in your mind, covered in the food you last ate.

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  • 12.30.2012 11:10 PM PDT
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Isaac Clarke and Spiderman are covered in beans?

  • 12.30.2012 11:10 PM PDT

Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the -blam!- cross, and let me be reborn!

Link is getting maried to Django Freeman covered in Skittles.

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  • 12.30.2012 11:11 PM PDT

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
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why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.

Bilbo is married to Jason Brody and they are both smothered in tacos.

  • 12.30.2012 11:11 PM PDT

Counter-Terrorists are now married to Batman smothered in a chicken pot pie... dafuq?

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  • 12.30.2012 11:11 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Posted by: Eddie Morra
ITT: We discuss why they got married and why they are covered in foot.
Yes... Foot.

  • 12.30.2012 11:11 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Master Chief is smothered in pizza?

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Master Chief and Abraham Lincoln, being smothered in orange chicken.

*grabs lotion*

  • 12.30.2012 11:11 PM PDT

MC married to Jack Sparrow in chocolate milk.

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Why, hello there.

My character in Saints Row: The Third is with Batman, and they are covered in honeycomb cereal...

  • 12.30.2012 11:12 PM PDT

Didact's Reprisal -
Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind

Steve from Minecraft, married to Goku jr, covered in Twizzlers.

  • 12.30.2012 11:13 PM PDT
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The guy from Amnesia is married to the girl from Pitch Perfect while covered in Pizza

  • 12.30.2012 11:18 PM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.

Im married to ezio auditorie? But Im not ghey.

  • 12.30.2012 11:22 PM PDT
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Marcus Fenix is married to 11 year old Harry Potter and they're covered in Chex Cereal.

BRB, gonna go rub one out real quick.

  • 12.30.2012 11:23 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Isaac Clarke and Jason Bourne are Covered in Steak?
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Also, the reason why is NECROMORPHS

  • 12.30.2012 11:23 PM PDT

Jason Brody is married to Bilbo Baggins smothered in tacos?

  • 12.30.2012 11:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
Bobcast is paid in MILF blind dates.

Axton is married to Jennifer Lawrence while covered in Meatloaf.

*Backs away slowly*

  • 12.30.2012 11:24 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.

So, my Fallout 3 lady-character is married to whoever counts as the 'main' character in The Avengers? Alright.

EDIT: All while covered in Cereal.

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  • 12.30.2012 11:24 PM PDT

What? People read these?

Connor Kenway and Frodo Baggins smothered in fried rice?

Why? They had to to stop the Templars and destroy the ring.

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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


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So, my Fallout 3 lady-character is married to whoever counts as the 'main' character in The Avengers? Alright.


So all of them gang bang her.

  • 12.30.2012 11:24 PM PDT


Posted by: jjboy84
Bilbo is married to Jason Brody and they are both smothered in tacos.
Wait... No this isn't possible!

Suicide, its the only option!

  • 12.30.2012 11:25 PM PDT
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Don't be afwaid, Bertman. Don't fight your feewings.
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Im married to ezio auditorie? But Im not ghey.

  • 12.30.2012 11:26 PM PDT

Django and Naughty Bear are smothered in shrimp ha lol

  • 12.30.2012 11:26 PM PDT

Captain Titus and Bilbo Baggins are married and being smothered in milk.

Ebin.

  • 12.30.2012 11:26 PM PDT

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Ok ok ok who is the main character of xcom and why is he married Selene from underworld and covered in a lasagna.

  • 12.30.2012 11:26 PM PDT

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