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Subject: Far Cry 3 is fake

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lube.

Butthurt Halo 4 fan is butthurt.

  • 12.31.2012 4:51 AM PDT


Posted by: BrownRiceKrispie
Butthurt Halo 4 fan is butthurt.


Why do you think im a Halo 4 fan?

  • 12.31.2012 4:52 AM PDT


Posted by: xAT 117x
It is a game.

If this stuff really bothers you go join the army for that ultra-realistic gameplay!!!

  • 12.31.2012 4:53 AM PDT

My troll sense is tingling.

Really? I thought it was an inspiring true story.

  • 12.31.2012 4:53 AM PDT

Far Cry 3 is obliviously a documentary ._.

  • 12.31.2012 4:54 AM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!


Posted by: jew man man

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Posted by: RECON828
It's actually pretty easy to survive gunshot wounds.

ya i do eet all da taim

No, I'm serious. Scroll to number 6.

  • 12.31.2012 4:54 AM PDT


Posted by: Halo44ever

Posted by: What Is This1

Posted by: Halo44ever
Like I said.

He got shot multiple times all over his body IRL as indicated by the bloody screen everywhere in game.

So with multiple gun shot wounds he wouldnt have been able to keep running at his pace IRL.

If you slow your pace or stop in the game you will get shot more and die.

As I said before depending on the amount of times he was shot he could live. As for getting shot enough adrenaline can make people completely ignore pain in order to save their life.


This is an ignorant rich white retard we are talking about remember?
So he doesn't have adrenaline?

  • 12.31.2012 4:55 AM PDT


Posted by: Halo44ever
This is an ignorant rich white retard we are talking about remember?

You would be surprised what some people can do. Also that doesn't mean he can't run even while in pain the guy isn't obese.

  • 12.31.2012 4:55 AM PDT

My troll sense is tingling.


Posted by: RECON828

Posted by: jew man man

Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN

Posted by: RECON828
It's actually pretty easy to survive gunshot wounds.

ya i do eet all da taim

No, I'm serious. Scroll to number 6.

It's true. Hell, back in the Colonial American days, quite a few people would survive with several gunshot wounds. And bullets in those days were much larger.

  • 12.31.2012 4:56 AM PDT

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lube.


Posted by: Halo44ever

Posted by: BrownRiceKrispie
Butthurt Halo 4 fan is butthurt.


Why do you think im a Halo 4 fan?



Posted by: Halo44ever

  • 12.31.2012 4:57 AM PDT

Forever Pyro

Menendez went on a bloody killing spree and didn't even have a bulletproof vest.

/videogame logic

  • 12.31.2012 4:57 AM PDT


Posted by: RECON828

Posted by: jew man man

Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN

Posted by: RECON828
It's actually pretty easy to survive gunshot wounds.

ya i do eet all da taim

No, I'm serious. Scroll to number 6.


I know.

But we are talking about ignorant rich white retards getting shot multiple times while running away from gunfire before falling 50 feet into a river before being rescued by medically untrained black people then subsequently forced to be their errand boy with no training or combat experience.

Its so -blam!- impossible...

[Edited on 12.31.2012 5:00 AM PST]

  • 12.31.2012 4:59 AM PDT


Posted by: darthnazgul

Posted by: RECON828

Posted by: jew man man

Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN

Posted by: RECON828
It's actually pretty easy to survive gunshot wounds.

ya i do eet all da taim

No, I'm serious. Scroll to number 6.

It's true. Hell, back in the Colonial American days, quite a few people would survive with several gunshot wounds. And bullets in those days were much larger.

I'm pretty sure I said I do it all the time.

  • 12.31.2012 5:08 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.

Theres no way some rich white kid could survive the whole experience. Hes not a hardened badass. Just a kid yet he manages to kick ass all over the island like its nothing? And Citra that crazy -blam!- -blam!-.


Yes I chose to join her even though I knew she was bat-blam!- crazy because of dem tatties.

  • 12.31.2012 5:10 AM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.


Posted by: The Batman 99
Theres no way some rich white kid could survive the whole experience. Hes not a hardened badass. Just a kid yet he manages to kick ass all over the island like its nothing? And Citra that crazy -blam!- -blam!-.


Yes I chose to join her even though I knew she was bat-blam!- crazy because of dem tatties.


He turns into a badass throughout the game.

  • 12.31.2012 5:12 AM PDT
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And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me


Can not be touched.

Halo is fake. Hardlight isn't a real thing!

  • 12.31.2012 5:15 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: Kai Hiwatari

Posted by: The Batman 99
Theres no way some rich white kid could survive the whole experience. Hes not a hardened badass. Just a kid yet he manages to kick ass all over the island like its nothing? And Citra that crazy -blam!- -blam!-.


Yes I chose to join her even though I knew she was bat-blam!- crazy because of dem tatties.


He turns into a badass throughout the game.


But he gets almost no training at all. Its like ezio in AC 2 again. Rich kid one moment, some battle hardened badass the next.

  • 12.31.2012 5:21 AM PDT

FLOOD QUOTES!
Posted by: G3N3RAL R3VAN
The Flood....... if it doesn't go anywhere else, stick it her pooper
Posted by: xflox231
Idiots. I'm surrounded by idiots
Posted by: ferrrari
the flood, there a bunch of jerks, but there my jerks.

OP's username is soooo ironic.


I'm sarcastic, yet not so sarcastic.

[Edited on 12.31.2012 5:25 AM PST]

  • 12.31.2012 5:25 AM PDT

FLOOD QUOTES!
Posted by: G3N3RAL R3VAN
The Flood....... if it doesn't go anywhere else, stick it her pooper
Posted by: xflox231
Idiots. I'm surrounded by idiots
Posted by: ferrrari
the flood, there a bunch of jerks, but there my jerks.

Posted by: Halo44ever

Posted by: BrownRiceKrispie
Butthurt Halo 4 fan is butthurt.


Why do you think im a Halo 4 fan?

srs? Read your username. Halo 4 is fake buddy.

  • 12.31.2012 5:26 AM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.


Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: Kai Hiwatari

Posted by: The Batman 99
Theres no way some rich white kid could survive the whole experience. Hes not a hardened badass. Just a kid yet he manages to kick ass all over the island like its nothing? And Citra that crazy -blam!- -blam!-.


Yes I chose to join her even though I knew she was bat-blam!- crazy because of dem tatties.


He turns into a badass throughout the game.


But he gets almost no training at all. Its like ezio in AC 2 again. Rich kid one moment, some battle hardened badass the next.


Suspension of disbelief, my friend.

  • 12.31.2012 5:28 AM PDT


Posted by: Halo44ever

Posted by: RECON828

Posted by: jew man man

Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN

Posted by: RECON828
It's actually pretty easy to survive gunshot wounds.

ya i do eet all da taim

No, I'm serious. Scroll to number 6.


I know.

But we are talking about ignorant rich white retards getting shot multiple times while running away from gunfire before falling 50 feet into a river before being rescued by medically untrained black people then subsequently forced to be their errand boy with no training or combat experience.

Its so -blam!- impossible...


...And why are their races relevant?

  • 12.31.2012 5:53 AM PDT
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Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


The Black Chapter

*spoilers I guess*

All you should take away from Far Cry 3 is that people would slit their friends throats to shag some native chick

  • 12.31.2012 6:24 AM PDT

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