- MyNameIsCharlie
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Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Posted by: Swiftkillswitch3
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
This is by no means the worst I've heard.
When Mrs Charlie was in law school, I often helped her study while she outlined fact patterns of cases. One of them was:
A man had a one night stand with a woman. He used a condom, and it did not break. After he went to sleep, she got a turkey baster, removed his semen from the used condom and impregnated herself with it.
Fast forward a couple of years, she applied for state aid, and had to list the father of her child. Being not bright, she put his name down. The state sued him for back child support due.
The state won.
That's a (no pun meant) dick move. She impregnated herself with his leftovers, and then sued him because she could not afford a child.
What a jack-wagon.*nose pinch*
THE STATE SUED HIM.
The same thing is happening in Recon's story.
The state is trying to recoup its costs for providing for the child.