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Subject: Dumbest thing you did in 2012?

Mine may gross you out a bit, you have been warned!!!:


I was about to empty my bowels when I realised there was a moth in the water. Assuming it was dead I decided not to disgrace its body and aimed for the side.
The moth then begins to move and flutter! I peed myself (thankfully I was already near a toilet!) and aimed right at the moth in an attempt to keep it down, then quickly closed the lid and flushed with the power of 9000 JOHN CENAs.

I walked out of the public restroom like nothing happened, when in fact I had mercilessly drowned a moth in my urine. So yeah I've told you my story, what's yours?

  • 12.31.2012 12:25 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

I didn't apply for a college.

  • 12.31.2012 12:26 PM PDT
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Go on the Flood.

  • 12.31.2012 12:26 PM PDT
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Didn't revise enough for my exams. I still just about got into the uni I wanted though, so no harm done, I guess.

  • 12.31.2012 12:27 PM PDT

Implied to my friends GF that I like her

Thankfully she didn't pick up on it

  • 12.31.2012 12:28 PM PDT

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

If you're interested in Halo's music, check this out.

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Speaking of chuckles, let's all lol at IonicPaul, who makes friends with bugs to make up for his lack of human contact.

Ruin my sleep schedule.

  • 12.31.2012 12:29 PM PDT

Didn't study for any of my exams.

  • 12.31.2012 12:30 PM PDT

Why hello there, and welcome to my account details!

Try crack

  • 12.31.2012 12:30 PM PDT

stopped caring about virtually everything for a very long period of time im pretty sure its a good indication of my future but man we're all pretty much f*ucked anyways so its just like why you know

  • 12.31.2012 12:31 PM PDT

Bought Halo 4

  • 12.31.2012 12:31 PM PDT

Never make me angry. I am a Hitman and I can easily find you and take you out.

Mine is wasting a big part of the year by studying for animal caretaker which I don't like.

I love animals though, just not the study.

  • 12.31.2012 12:35 PM PDT

Most of what I say is sarcasm, the rest is of the highest intellect.

I don't really do dumb things, but telling my friend her BF is a complete helmet apperantly made her angry, so that?

  • 12.31.2012 12:39 PM PDT
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''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''

''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''

Felt a specific feel.

  • 12.31.2012 12:40 PM PDT
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I use a signature because I can


Posted by: Kadoozy
Bought Halo 4

  • 12.31.2012 12:41 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.

Had unprotected sex. :l

  • 12.31.2012 12:42 PM PDT
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3rd edition. Now with more grunt.

TFS 4 lyfe

Mess up my AS's.

  • 12.31.2012 12:42 PM PDT

Twitter - The Best song in the world I Send me teh friend request.

Here there, baby.

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I hope you die in a fire.


Posted by: Mister Donut
Had unprotected sex. :l


How did that turn out?


OT: I didn't really make any huge mistakes this year...

  • 12.31.2012 12:44 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

Played Halo 4.

  • 12.31.2012 12:45 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.


Posted by: Brusah

Posted by: Mister Donut
Had unprotected sex. :l


How did that turn out?


OT: I didn't really make any huge mistakes this year...


I'm not going into much details, but I didn't necessarily "stay in" by the end of it. She's not pregnant, and we're safe now. I learned from it at least.

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  • 12.31.2012 12:46 PM PDT
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10.000 characters are not enough to describe all the dumb things I did in 2012.

  • 12.31.2012 12:47 PM PDT
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Hooking up with 4 girls at a time turned about to be stressful and not worth it. Having sex with my ex when on break from school has created a lot of drama. Mainly just trying to balance the college/fraternity lifestyle while also caring enough about the girls to not want to hurt them has been really hard and kinda stupid.

Probably the dumbest, but also one of the funnest, things I did this year was filling in for a volleyball team at my college's intramural volleyball tournament on lsd. I'd never played a real game of volleyball before and my team was comprised mainly of girls who played in high school and who were taking the game pretty seriously.

  • 12.31.2012 12:49 PM PDT

"The point of war is not to die for your country but to make the other son of a -blam!- die for his." George S. Patton

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Every post whining about the weekly update delays it by 5 minutes.

take a huge -blam!- -> clog up the toilet

attempt to flush the toilet -> attempt to unclog the toilet

believe that i was successful in unclogging the toilet -> flush the toilet again

Toilet overflows with my -blam!- coming out and now the poop water seeped into the basement and into the light fixture



this happened yesterday

  • 12.31.2012 12:50 PM PDT

>smoked "drugs" before class for 3-4 months straight
>nearly got held back
>had to take extra finals
>lucky me passed

>cheated on my gf 3 times

>got into fight over nothing
>kick the guys ass more than i should've
>more people started to hate me

>had unprotected sex
>had to buy pregnancy test
>she wasn't
>waste of my -blam!- money

>came back to the flood

  • 12.31.2012 12:51 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"

Damaged my Grandma's new wooden flooring.

  • 12.31.2012 12:51 PM PDT


Posted by: Alec9224
Hooking up with 4 girls at a time turned about to be stressful and not worth it. Having sex with my ex when on break from school has created a lot of drama. Mainly just trying to balance the college/fraternity lifestyle while also caring enough about the girls to not want to hurt them has been really hard and kinda stupid.

Probably the dumbest, but also one of the funnest, things I did this year was filling in for a volleyball team at my college's intramural volleyball tournament on lsd. I'd never played a real game of volleyball before and my team was comprised mainly of girls who played in high school and who were taking the game pretty seriously.


bro, NEVER play frisbie on lsd, i have got hit by a solid throw on the had.. worse bad trip ever. haha but the volleyball part seemed awsome.. what happended in the game?

  • 12.31.2012 12:55 PM PDT

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