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Subject: My hands smell like -blam!-

I was deboning chicken at work and now I can't get the smell of -blam!- out of my hands no matter how many times I wash them.

I need the advice of the proffesional's on the flood.

Wut do?

[Edited on 12.31.2012 1:42 PM PST]

  • 12.31.2012 1:40 PM PDT
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''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''

''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''

Burn your hands.

  • 12.31.2012 1:40 PM PDT
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I knew why as soon as I read the title.

  • 12.31.2012 1:41 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

Cut off your hands. It's the only solution.

  • 12.31.2012 1:41 PM PDT

Digging Foxholes by Profession
Accept No Substitutes

You'll have to boil them. Preferably with a nice mixture of vegetables to get a good broth going.

  • 12.31.2012 1:45 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Put lemon juice in hot water and soak your hands in that.

  • 12.31.2012 1:46 PM PDT