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Subject: How come it takes more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid.

ITT: Post squirrel jokes.

  • 12.31.2012 1:55 PM PDT
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''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''

''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''

Squirrel jokes?
Confused.

  • 12.31.2012 1:56 PM PDT

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Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

This thread should be about Holo.

  • 12.31.2012 1:56 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"

You must be really bored.

  • 12.31.2012 1:56 PM PDT
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What's never funny?

A squirrel joke

*Badum Tsss*

  • 12.31.2012 1:57 PM PDT

Most of what I say is sarcasm, the rest is of the highest intellect.

Why did the squirrel go to the mental hospital?



CAUSE HE WAS NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • 12.31.2012 1:58 PM PDT