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Posted by: CultMiester4000
I'm not really an Apple person (Bananas forever) but damn, that's kinda sad.
So there's an Irishman in an alleyway, doing whatever.
Suddenly, a mugger comes up behind him and puts a knife to his throat; he asks "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?!"
The Irishman, knowing the wrong answer will kill him, panics and says "I'm Jewish!"
The Mugger throws up his arms and yells "Thank the lord! I'm the luckiest Palestinian in all of Ireland!"