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Subject: So there's an Irishman in a alleyway...

Posted by: CultMiester4000
I'm not really an Apple person (Bananas forever) but damn, that's kinda sad.

So there's an Irishman in an alleyway, doing whatever.

Suddenly, a mugger comes up behind him and puts a knife to his throat; he asks "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?!"

The Irishman, knowing the wrong answer will kill him, panics and says "I'm Jewish!"

The Mugger throws up his arms and yells "Thank the lord! I'm the luckiest Palestinian in all of Ireland!"

  • 12.31.2012 6:08 PM PDT
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Dat's wacist.

  • 12.31.2012 6:09 PM PDT
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Do-ho-ho-ho!

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Santa wort the hell are you still doing here? Get back to wapwand.Posted by: GlowingRectangle
Do-ho-ho-ho!

  • 12.31.2012 6:10 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Wait, the Irishman was sober?


Locked for being a lie. I mean for stereotypes!

  • 12.31.2012 6:10 PM PDT