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Subject: Zombie Apacolypse

Rustled Jimmies

You're loved ones is trapped between zombies. He/She is stuck on a balcony, there are zombies about to break into the house.

You are across the street, there is a ladder but its not long enough to reach the balcony, a sword, and a flare with no way of lighting it.

What do you do?

  • 12.31.2012 6:21 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Climb up the sword and kill the zombies with the ladder.

  • 12.31.2012 6:23 PM PDT

leave

  • 12.31.2012 6:24 PM PDT

At a time like that it is best to nuke it from orbit.

  • 12.31.2012 6:24 PM PDT

Do you really want to know?

I would take the ladder to the highest window and break in. I would then use my flare and beat the crap outta the zombies as my family escapes.

Oh, I would use the sword for undead genital stabbing.

  • 12.31.2012 6:26 PM PDT

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are.

Leave. They have terrible grammar.

  • 12.31.2012 6:32 PM PDT

Make a distraction and allow them to escape.

  • 12.31.2012 6:34 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

Realize zombies aren't real.

  • 12.31.2012 6:37 PM PDT
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I get into the house from the front entrance. From there, I cause enough racket to lure unseen walkers to the open where I can safely kill them. I steeadily make my way to the balcony while impaling the heads of every walker I see, even if they look dead. As soon as I reach the balcony, I kill the zombie attacking the loved one. If my loved one isn't bitten, I will evacuate the area with him/her.

[Edited on 12.31.2012 6:39 PM PST]

  • 12.31.2012 6:38 PM PDT

>>>Plot twist incoming<<<

"Oh! It's a good thing that there's this conveniently placed sword in the middle of the road."

  • 12.31.2012 6:41 PM PDT

Rustled Jimmies


Posted by: Corporl Cupcake
"Oh! It's a good thing that there's this conveniently placed sword in the middle of the road."



thats not the point, its there for some reason, your lover may have thrown it towards you or a bandit accidentally dropped it

  • 12.31.2012 7:23 PM PDT