- Dragonzzilla
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Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.
It's actually real simple, achieving immortality. It really is... yet, people have spent their lives looking for a way to become immortal. Sure, biological immortality for humans is still a while's way but right here, as of this very moment, you can become immortal. Indulge me will you, while I give a thoughtful analogy.
Everyone goes to the School of Reality... everyone. As long as you can remember, you've been enrolled at the School and as you grow older, the higher grades you go into and once you reach a limit, you leave the School. Now, no one knows what it's like outside the school because everyone whose gone outside has never come back in. Even if they have, you wouldn't know because the School is just absolutely that huge.
Everyone knows the coolest guy in the School is a guy called Life. You see, Life has been around the School forever but somehow, he still maintains his extreme popularity. Life is everyone's friend and everyone wants to be with him since he maintains a book called History -a roster he constantly updates that contains the coolest, fastest, etc. people he's ever met. But since he's only just one guy, he can only pay attention to so many people, can only remember so many people and has to make edits and revisions to make room in the book.
Some of you want to get in that book. But Life... he's a hard guy to draw out. He's constantly going around the School in all of his vast glory and has other people swarming him all the time. He's gotten use to his ever-present crowd so he only pays attention to the people that really get his attention. You know that the Book contains entries that were written thousands of years ago and they're still there! Because Life thought they were that awesome!
The only way to get Life's attention is to grab him by the balls as hard as you can and start screaming into his ear. Sure, you might get expelled from the School but Life has a long memory and he admires bravery. Life would respect how much bravery it would take to get his attention and depending on how much you prove yourself, the more likely he's going to pay attention. The harder you hold on and the harder you scream, the longer you're going to leave your mark on Life. And because Life knows everybody, everybody will know you. Years after you're gone, people may still remember you but it takes a real badass to be not forgotten.
So there is my tip to life; that is my suggestion for immortality. Be spectacular while you can because Lord knows when you'll get a second chance. This is Dragonzilla, signing off.
[Edited on 12.31.2012 6:42 PM PST]