- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
So you are saying I ate at Taco Bell again. Well, this has happened before. I know it will hurt, but it won't kill me. It may kill those around me.
Hey, kid, pull my finger...
*raises leg*