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Posted by: Xanarxses

rofl, does it really? I believe it will improve but not really give you pro stamina.


It was more hyperbole if anything. Just sayin'...if you're having a problem keeping up or something.

  • 12.31.2012 9:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: Powershadows
Your "performance" can be effected when you go for the real thing, if you know what I mean.

Not to mention that going for a relationship or being in one is the better alternative if you try.
if anything it helps you not finish within two seconds of vigorously humping that lucky lady and even once in a relationship you still have to do it yourself every once in awhile


OT: because it feels better the longer you wait

  • 12.31.2012 9:39 PM PDT

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It releases spinal fluid
No it does not.

But Father Richard said so! The only way for it to not release spinal fluid is for him to use his mouth.

  • 12.31.2012 9:42 PM PDT
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Guilt. Morals. Shame. Take your pick.

  • 12.31.2012 9:42 PM PDT
Subject: Why do some people choose not to fap?
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Posted by: Gaara444
Did you know that it's scientifically proven that fapping is healthy for you?

Unless you start to do it, like, five times a day. In that case, there's actual neurological damage that contributes to a lower sex drive, and possibly ED.

  • 12.31.2012 9:44 PM PDT

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Posted by: WinyPit82
Unless you start to do it, like, five times a day. In that case, there's actual neurological damage that contributes to a lower sex drive, and possibly ED.

What if it's twice a day? I'm worrying for my own sake

  • 12.31.2012 9:45 PM PDT
Subject: Why do some people want to stop fapping?

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: EvilBad6666

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Do you have no guilt, no shame?


Maybe some, but that's only because of the people around me. I know that there's nothing wrong with me fapping if that's what I want to do.

While I hate spinning people's words on them, could you not say the same with murder? Don't jump to conclusions about this.

Maybe some, but that's only because of the people around me. I know that there's nothing wrong with me murdering if that's what I want to do.

  • 12.31.2012 9:46 PM PDT

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Posted by: BombasticBurrito
Guilt. Morals. Shame. Take your pick.


Don't look at pr0nz. I'm like the only user on this forum that considers pr0n to be cheating on your significant other though.

  • 12.31.2012 9:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: WinyPit82
Posted by: Gaara444
Did you know that it's scientifically proven that fapping is healthy for you?

Unless you start to do it, like, five times a day. In that case, there's actual neurological damage that contributes to a lower sex drive, and possibly ED.

You can be like that one kid in Brazil who fapped himself to the grave.

  • 12.31.2012 9:47 PM PDT

No u


Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254

Posted by: WinyPit82
Unless you start to do it, like, five times a day. In that case, there's actual neurological damage that contributes to a lower sex drive, and possibly ED.

What if it's twice a day? I'm worrying for my own sake
You really have to shake it twice a day? Isn't once satisfying enough?

  • 12.31.2012 9:47 PM PDT
Subject: Why do some people want to stop fapping?

No u


Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey

Posted by: BombasticBurrito
Guilt. Morals. Shame. Take your pick.


Don't look at pr0nz. I'm like the only user on this forum that considers pr0n to be cheating on your significant other though.
No you're not. I agree with you.

  • 12.31.2012 9:47 PM PDT


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Posted by: EvilBad6666

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Do you have no guilt, no shame?


Maybe some, but that's only because of the people around me. I know that there's nothing wrong with me fapping if that's what I want to do.

While I hate spinning people's words on them, could you not say the same with murder? Don't jump to conclusions about this.

Maybe some, but that's only because of the people around me. I know that there's nothing wrong with me murdering if that's what I want to do.


You really cannot put it that way. One is a harmless personal enterprise, while the other is, well, murder.

  • 12.31.2012 9:48 PM PDT
Subject: Why do some people choose not to fap?

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Posted by: Doctor Jensen
What if it's twice a day? I'm worrying for my own sake[/quote]You really have to shake it twice a day? Isn't once satisfying enough?

Usually it's once a day, or every other day.

I say twice because that's the most I've done.

  • 12.31.2012 9:49 PM PDT
Subject: Why do some people choose not to fap?

No u


Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254

Posted by: Doctor Jensen
What if it's twice a day? I'm worrying for my own sake[/quote]You really have to shake it twice a day? Isn't once satisfying enough?

Usually it's once a day, or every other day.

I say twice because that's the most I've done.
Ah. In that case, he's talking habitually. If you're shaking the dice twice a day, everyday, you're going to have a bad time in that head of yours.

  • 12.31.2012 9:50 PM PDT
Subject: Why do some people want to stop fapping?

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: EvilBad6666

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: EvilBad6666

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Do you have no guilt, no shame?


Maybe some, but that's only because of the people around me. I know that there's nothing wrong with me fapping if that's what I want to do.

While I hate spinning people's words on them, could you not say the same with murder? Don't jump to conclusions about this.

Maybe some, but that's only because of the people around me. I know that there's nothing wrong with me murdering if that's what I want to do.


I am not hurting anyone if I fap. Also, generally morals are based on what is beneficial to society. Like killing an innocent person is usually harmful to society while just fapping is not going to do anything to it.

Tell me, would you not feel guilt or remorse if you killed someone? Isn't it a shameful act that breaks morals?

Why is it then, that when you fap you feel the same guilt, if you haven't broken any morals or done wrong?

  • 12.31.2012 9:52 PM PDT
Subject: Why do some people choose not to fap?

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: Doctor Jensen
Ah. In that case, he's talking habitually. If you're shaking the dice twice a day, everyday, you're going to have a bad time in that head of yours.

Just wondering, do you mean physically like headaches and such? Or mentally like depression? Cause I've felt some degree of depression

  • 12.31.2012 9:53 PM PDT
Subject: Why do some people want to stop fapping?


Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: EvilBad6666

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: EvilBad6666

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Do you have no guilt, no shame?


Maybe some, but that's only because of the people around me. I know that there's nothing wrong with me fapping if that's what I want to do.

While I hate spinning people's words on them, could you not say the same with murder? Don't jump to conclusions about this.

Maybe some, but that's only because of the people around me. I know that there's nothing wrong with me murdering if that's what I want to do.


I am not hurting anyone if I fap. Also, generally morals are based on what is beneficial to society. Like killing an innocent person is usually harmful to society while just fapping is not going to do anything to it.

Tell me, would you not feel guilt or remorse if you killed someone? Isn't it a shameful act that breaks morals?

Why is it then, that when you fap you feel the same guilt, if you haven't broken any morals or done wrong?


Why would one feel guilt?

  • 12.31.2012 9:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254

Posted by: Doctor Jensen
Ah. In that case, he's talking habitually. If you're shaking the dice twice a day, everyday, you're going to have a bad time in that head of yours.

Just wondering, do you mean physically like headaches and such? Or mentally like depression? Cause I've felt some degree of depression


Both actually but more in the depression form.

  • 12.31.2012 9:54 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine


Posted by: Narwhaldrillt

Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254

Posted by: Doctor Jensen
Ah. In that case, he's talking habitually. If you're shaking the dice twice a day, everyday, you're going to have a bad time in that head of yours.

Just wondering, do you mean physically like headaches and such? Or mentally like depression? Cause I've felt some degree of depression


Both actually but more in the depression form.

Noted. I have had a very bad sense of depression in the last year or so, now I see why.

  • 12.31.2012 9:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: Narwhaldrillt

Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254

Posted by: Doctor Jensen
Ah. In that case, he's talking habitually. If you're shaking the dice twice a day, everyday, you're going to have a bad time in that head of yours.

Just wondering, do you mean physically like headaches and such? Or mentally like depression? Cause I've felt some degree of depression


Both actually but more in the depression form.


Do you do it to pr0n? Pr0n is very addicting and it's possible you're addicted to that, rather than just fapping. I would suggest you wean yourself off of it.

Also, -blam!- this word filter.

[Edited on 12.31.2012 9:56 PM PST]

  • 12.31.2012 9:55 PM PDT