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Which are your favourite?
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH
and THIS WILL BE THE END OF YOU SWIT!

  • 12.31.2012 10:59 PM PDT

the only thing I know from any of the elder scrolls games is the took an arrow to the knee

  • 12.31.2012 11:00 PM PDT

What?


Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
Which are your favourite?
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH
and THIS WILL BE THE END OF YOU SWIT!

Those are the worst ones, though not as bad as "I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS FIERCER THAN YOU!"

  • 12.31.2012 11:00 PM PDT
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"Did i ever tell you the Definition of Insanity?"

why is your sword so big, you compensating for something?

[Edited on 12.31.2012 11:01 PM PST]

  • 12.31.2012 11:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: THE 100 DEAD

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
Which are your favourite?
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH
and THIS WILL BE THE END OF YOU SWIT!

Those are the worst ones, though not as bad as "I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS FIERCER THAN YOU!"

How are any of those bad?
YOU MOVE LIKE A PREGNANT COW! is also great

  • 12.31.2012 11:02 PM PDT

I've fought a mudcrab better than you

  • 12.31.2012 11:02 PM PDT

Da Husk.

"RRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!" -Dremora


  • 12.31.2012 11:02 PM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

When they just impale you without saying anything. :P

  • 12.31.2012 11:03 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

I'll mount your head on my wall!

  • 12.31.2012 11:04 PM PDT

"How about you run away so I can stab you in the back" - said while getting decapitated

  • 12.31.2012 11:06 PM PDT

You'll make a fine rug, cat! or I'll use that tail as a belt, lizard!

It angers me every time I hear them.

  • 12.31.2012 11:56 PM PDT
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"Who did you kill to get that weapon?" Oh if you know this I'll be impressed.

  • 12.31.2012 11:58 PM PDT

"You'll make a fine rug cat" and "Never should have come here"

"You move like a pregnant cow"

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  • 12.31.2012 11:59 PM PDT
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I aim to please.


Posted by: johnson rules
"Who did you kill to get that weapon?" Oh if you know this I'll be impressed.


every city guard says that, they said it to me when I got the green daedra mace in markarth.

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Posted by: XRevelationX

Posted by: johnson rules
"Who did you kill to get that weapon?" Oh if you know this I'll be impressed.


every city guard says that, they said it to me when I got the green daedra mace in markarth.


WRONG!

  • 01.01.2013 12:00 AM PDT
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You'll be so much easier to rob when you're DEAD

  • 01.01.2013 12:02 AM PDT

Posted by: Dead FallingCP
You'll be so much easier to rob when you're DEAD

Die now so I can take your stuff!

or

I'll gut you like a horker!

  • 01.01.2013 12:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dreadnough7
Posted by: Dead FallingCP
You'll be so much easier to rob when you're DEAD

Die now so I can take your stuff!

or

I'll gut you like a horker!


I also like Oblivion and the paragraph long guard montra about how you broke the law and whatnot.

  • 01.01.2013 12:04 AM PDT

Posted by: Dead FallingCP
You'll be so much easier to rob when you're DEAD

"Can't wait to count out your gold"

  • 01.01.2013 12:05 AM PDT

The Game

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"
The guy who said this before me butchered the line so badly that I think we should just pretend he never posted.

  • 01.01.2013 12:06 AM PDT
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"You like the sight of your own blood?"

  • 01.01.2013 12:06 AM PDT

Allons-y!

FOR THE EMPORERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

  • 01.01.2013 12:08 AM PDT

The Game


Posted by: Zanir
"You like the sight of your own blood?"
If you got that from Oblivion, the actual line is:
"What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of your own blood?"

  • 01.01.2013 12:10 AM PDT
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I aim to please.


Posted by: johnson rules

Posted by: XRevelationX

Posted by: johnson rules
"Who did you kill to get that weapon?" Oh if you know this I'll be impressed.


every city guard says that, they said it to me when I got the green daedra mace in markarth.


WRONG!


http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Daedric_Weapons_(Skyrim)

I googled the quote and the skyrim wiki backs me up.

  • 01.01.2013 12:13 AM PDT

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