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Subject: Lets discuss forerunner anatomy
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.

Yup. I will be the first. Didact get in here and lets begin.

  • 01.01.2013 3:07 AM PDT

Dat nose!

  • 01.01.2013 3:08 AM PDT
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''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''

''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''

*Sangheili

  • 01.01.2013 3:08 AM PDT

Too bad we got in here b4 didact

[Edited on 01.01.2013 3:09 AM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 3:09 AM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

Where do babies come from?

  • 01.01.2013 3:09 AM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

They have weird looking heads. Like a human with a horrible skin condition or an unfortunate injury on the side of their head.

And Didact has weird looking fangs. He should really keep his mask on.

  • 01.01.2013 3:10 AM PDT

Shouldn't you be banging Selina Kyle or something?

  • 01.01.2013 3:10 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: iRdACheef619
Where do babies come from?


Let us wait for didact.

  • 01.01.2013 3:10 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: Lazy bazooka
Shouldn't you be banging Selina Kyle or something?


No she has herpes.

  • 01.01.2013 3:11 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.

Why is it you mock my kin?

  • 01.01.2013 3:11 AM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.


Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Where do babies come from?


Let us wait for didact.
Sounds good.

*waits patiently*

  • 01.01.2013 3:11 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Where do babies come from?


Let us wait for didact.
Sounds good.

*waits patiently*


There is your answer

  • 01.01.2013 3:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Where do babies come from?


Let us wait for didact.
Sounds good.

*waits patiently*


There is your answer
Forerunners poop-out babies?

  • 01.01.2013 3:15 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Where do babies come from?


Let us wait for didact.
Sounds good.

*waits patiently*


There is your answer


College years didact? Was she a slut back then?

  • 01.01.2013 3:17 AM PDT


Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: Lazy bazooka
Shouldn't you be banging Selina Kyle or something?


No she has herpes.
Totally worth it.

  • 01.01.2013 3:17 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.

Didact what everyone wants to know is do you have a pen0r? If you do since you're so tall is it like 18 inches?

  • 01.01.2013 3:18 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


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Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: Lazy bazooka
Shouldn't you be banging Selina Kyle or something?


No she has herpes.
Totally worth it.


Not after the fifth time. But she does give great head. No wait I shall not let this thread get derailed.

  • 01.01.2013 3:18 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Where do babies come from?


Let us wait for didact.
Sounds good.

*waits patiently*


There is your answer


College years didact? Was she a slut back then?


Why is it you speak of my former wife so sordidly?

  • 01.01.2013 3:19 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: iRdACheef619
Forerunners poop-out babies?


Brilliant deducing, human

  • 01.01.2013 3:19 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: The Batman 99
Didact what everyone wants to know is do you have a pen0r? If you do since you're so tall is it like 18 inches?


It is, in fact approximately 25. Care to inquire how much I release per load?

  • 01.01.2013 3:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Forerunners poop-out babies?


Brilliant deducing, human
Wow, I learned something about Forerunner anatomy today. Thanks Didact!

  • 01.01.2013 3:21 AM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: The Batman 99
Didact what everyone wants to know is do you have a pen0r? If you do since you're so tall is it like 18 inches?


It is, in fact approximately 25. Care to inquire how much I release per load?
Is it a 25 inch Composer?

  • 01.01.2013 3:22 AM PDT


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Where do babies come from?


Let us wait for didact.
Sounds good.

*waits patiently*


There is your answer
Did you stick it in her pooper?

Does she even have a pooper?

  • 01.01.2013 3:22 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Where do babies come from? [/quote]

Let us wait for didact.[/quote]Sounds good.

*waits patiently*


There is your answer


College years didact? Was she a slut back then?


Why is it you speak of my former wife so sordidly?


But that picture man. And why you not mad at her? She shot you in the back, locked you in a giant glowing egg and went on to bang your other self.

  • 01.01.2013 3:23 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Forerunners poop-out babies?


Brilliant deducing, human
Wow, I learned something about Forerunner anatomy today. Thanks Didact!


Your gratitude shall be short-lived, human

  • 01.01.2013 3:23 AM PDT

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